< nug> Penn State is in the Big 10 because they have a good football team.  same for nebraska
< nug> although I don't like nebraska being in the big 10
< nug> penn state is stretching it
< Xach> is that a sandusky joke?
< nug> is it?
< Xach> i'm askin you

<Xach> nug: is newt for real?
<darrenbday> america is his wife now

< nug> just gave newbie the 10,000 foot view of composition, cohesion, loose 
coupling, and test stubs
< Xach> did he say "i loose coupled with your mom last night"?
< rippy> followed by "she seemed to like my test stubs"

< Xach> what a nightmare
< Xach> they took the laptop and then left me sitting around for 45 minutes
< Xach> asked someone for an update "oh, you gave it to travis? travis went home"
< Xach> finally travis was found "sorry about that, but anyway, it can't be fixed here, you 
  have to ship it to depot and it will be $750"
< Xach> talked to manager "sorry, i can give you a deal on a new mac but not for this repair. 
  it's because they've worked really hard to make repairs more affordable."
< Xach> Thanks, jackass
< archon-> it's probably hard to find geniuses in maine

<*scromp*> i got some cool breadboard-style pcbs
<*scromp*> new shit from ada
<*scromp*> and i am on the list to get one of the first beaglebones
<*scromp*> lots of "new" qis on youtube
<*nug>scromp*> I have no idea what you are on about
<*scromp*> ?
<*nug>scromp*> I question your '?'
<*nug>scromp*> am I supposed to make up some scenario where I am to do a little yogic flying and accurately determine what the equivalent question is for your '?'?
<*scromp*> did you know that kangaroos can't fart?
<*nug>scromp*> makes sense

<archon> what did you think of the new twilight movie, drlazyboy?
<DrLazyBoy> what's twilight? /me not the hippest on cultural references
 according to college students and his son
<archon> it's like harry potter but gayer
<cheesy> Targetted more @ teen girls, I think
<cheesy> TBH, I don't think the movie really did the book justice
<archon> which movie?
<cheesy> I was really excited about it, but you really lost a lot of
 nuances of edward's character
<cheesy> Breaking Dawn
<archon> so you both read and watched it..
<cheesy> Maybe they'll pick some of that up in the 2nd part
<cheesy> Nah, I've not seen any of the movies
<cheesy> I did read the first book because a friend of mine squees about them
<cheesy> I wanted to put my eyes out
<cheesy> Actually, my sister too
<archon> you wanted your sister to put out?

<kris> some poor dude was strapped with 3 kids and had no idea what he was doing with them but his wife told him to take the kids to get their teeth cleaned
<kris> cluster fuck in chair 4
<kris> every time one of them would scream, my 18 month old would answer back
<kris> poor dude kept saying "she told me to bring them to get their teeth cleaned like it was no big deal" over and over
<kris> pretty sure he was seconds away from the fetal position on the floor or rocking
<chime> aww
<chime> poor guy
<kris> i couldn't help but laugh at him saying over and over "my day off..... she said it would be easy"

< nug> I am now scheduling fake meetings between meetings so that I can 
finish the work I am supposed to do

< nug> woot
< nug> http://www.amazon.com/Magic-Reality-Know-Whats-Really/dp/1439192812/
< nug> shipped
< darrenbday> lemme know if you hit the frog button
< Xach> that is the rudest term for lady parts i have ever heard
< scromp> snort

< Xach> they got the poop shelf here
< darrenbday> haha i thought it was a hoax
< Xach> oh it's real
< rippy> poop...shelf...?
< rippy> nevermind
< rippy> i'm not sure i want to know
< rippy> actually, i'm pretty sure i do not want to know
< rippy> archon-: wants to know though
< archon-> your mom wants to know
< scromp> germany was full of pooshelves
< scromp> hoax my ass, you know better
< pretsel> rippy really wants to know what a poop shelf is
< pretsel> I mean *I* know of course.  but it would probably be better if one of you guys told him
< pretsel> in the channel. not in a query
< archon-> well you know what the ice shelf is?  it's like that
< archon-> for poop
* pretsel nods sagely
< rippy> techcrunch told me
< rippy> http://techcrunch.com/2008/11/15/crunchgear-asks-why-the-poop-shelf/