<@nug> carpet as wallcovering is cool right up until the time you figure out you have to vacuum the walls

< arcas> http://www.theherald.com.au/news/local/news/general/man-caught-with-penis-in-pasta-jar/1363831.aspx
<@scromp> They found a 750-milliliter jar around his penis and noted that Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".
<@scromp> A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.
* scromp claps
* arcas laughs and laughs

<@scromp> david came over to demo "google voice search" on the iphone
<@scromp> I was all prepping up to commandingly say "TUB GIRL!" when it turned out that what he was showing me was that it instantly crashes
* scromp shakes fist
<@scromp> i'll get you next time

< pretsel> we need some help from the super friends
< pretsel> get Apache Chief to inflate our way out of the trap
...
<dbday> wow dropping the super friends AND apache chief
<dbday> i didn't know you had such luxe pop culture namedroppage in you man
<dbday> a totally new facet
<pretsel> hah.  I've lapped you dude.  the kids actually have a few super friends dvds.

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<slather> onto my rapidly shrinking scrotum
<slather> bah
*** slather has changed the #freexach topic to: a gorilla holding
<slather> onto my rapidly shrinking scrotum
<slather> wtf
* slather slumps
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http://www.williamshatner.com/Article333.phtml

<dbday> im about to go into an unknown firefight on the inlaws computer
<dbday> i've got a few windows rescue cds burned, and secunia scan tool
<nug>  utlimate boot dvd
<dbday> any other antimalware/antivirus stuff i should have besides secunia, spybot, adaware, the virus scanners?
<nug> so that you can blast the drive and start over
<nug> there is also http://www.ubuntu.com/GetUbuntu/download
<nug> sorry about the thinly masked derision but that sounds like a waste of a Sunday to me 
<dbday> hah "My life coach advises me that I'm to tell you to fuck off or completely wipe your computer. Now, don't thank me, but I don't have any time to actually make sure you know how to use this computer after I completely replace the operating system."
<dbday> "Actually, here's the disk. Just hit yes to everything. And...tuxracer is fun. Bye now."

<Bobmagus> man this clone wars shit on cartoon network is stupid
<Bobmagus> let's have a show about characters who are all dead except not
 in this show because it is set before that
<scromp> you are not sounding like a very good sci fi fan
<scromp> it is your duty to enjoy such scenarios
<Bobmagus> hahah
<Bobmagus> I WILL NOT
<scromp> go watch star trek reruns, bitch
<scromp> where everything is clean and ethical
<scromp> where they have a PRIME DIRECTIVE
<scromp> and a glorious galactic communist government
<Bobmagus> Hells yes
<scromp> where money is abolished and everyone has food
<scromp> YOU GO WATCH THAT
<Bobmagus> Good times.

< cheesy> I am suddently V tempted to pull the trigger on a new MBP
< cheesy> Having just touched one
< blaine> pretty nice, huh?
< blaine> that new trackpad is no gimmick
< cheesy> Yeah
< cheesy> I had to touch it, though
<@hide> I've got something for you to touch
< cheesy> The trackpad was large and hard. Neither of those things apply here

(proxying for Xach....)

<dbday> god salma hayek is so....salma hayek
<nug> no doubt
<dbday> if i found out she was really dude i'd have to just be like "Wow, I guess I'm part gay."
<nug> neither J.Lo or Bennifer could hold Salma's jock strap

<nug> I get nervous when chicks at work start giggling and I'm the only one around
<pretsel> they are talking about your package
<nug> dammit pretsel
<Xach> it's a reasonable theory