[11:17] <@O> In today's episode: Helena tries to make a joke about a movie she has never seen.
[11:17] <@O> So guys
[11:17] <@O> I was going to perform an Inception today
[11:17] <@O> But I couldn't decide on my totem
[11:17] <@O> So I queried my friends for suggestions
[11:17] <@O> I guess you could say *removes glasses*
[11:18] <@O> I took a totem poll.  *puts glasses back on*
[11:18] <reamer_rick> YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[11:18] <@O> <(''<)
[11:18] <@O> (>'')>
[11:18] <@O> <(''<)
[11:18] <@O> (>'')>

< chud> my utopian louisville is carved up into stone-sober slums and sloshed polo clubs

[12:29] <BobK> also best/worst facebook status: "There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who have used a Neti pot, and Those who haven't. I feel like a soldier returning from war right now."
[12:30] <BobK> so the Neti pot makes you have no legs?  I don't get it
[12:30] <BobK> the Neti pot burned you over 60% of your body
[12:30] <BobK> the Neti pot makes you have night terrors and beat your wife
[12:30] <BobK> the Neti pot leaves you unemployed and homeless
[12:31] <BobK> TELL ME WHAT DID IT DOOOOOO
[12:32] <isosceles> army corps of engineers, nasal irrigation and waterworks division
[12:33] <BobK> Maybe the Neti pot allows you to write novels about your war experiences
[12:39] <isosceles> THE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS OF WAR-TORN NETIPOTAMIA
[12:39] <BobK> FOR WHOM THE SMELL TOLLS
[12:40] <isosceles> ANNEXING THE SUDETEN GLAND
[12:40] <BobK> THE THINGS THEY INHALED
[12:42] <isosceles> NOSTRIL DUCE
[12:42] <BobK> ANETIPOTCALYPSE NOW

<snadra> Microwave for 1 and a half minutes (700W) and the mix will
         solidify. Poke a small hole and microwave again for 30 seconds. Put a 
         stick in it and let it cool down in the freezer. Remove the stick and 
         voila, you have a vagina :-D . It really feels like real flesh, very 
         soft and tender.
<snadra> ack wrong channel
<snadra> sigh now I have some explaining to do

< shimr> it all came from a wish to a genie that all our penises hit the floor
< shimr> *vwoomp* there goes our legs

<dblaine> haha i think fire dick is a hoot

<mta> It's hard on the outside and it's kinda warm.. the wetness is on the inside.

<mta> I never worked at IBM. I don't have to hate myself.

<dblaine> "DOOR! PEDESTRIAN! MY COLON CAN'T TAKE THIS!"
<dblaine> "Yea crazy people in the street...annnyway like I was saying..." *ZZOOOOMMMMMM*

-!- violet_ is now known as violates
< violates> Lol
< violates> Stoopit iPhone
-!- violates is now known as violette