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<militarybeagle> i was wondering if someone could help me with some questions
<TheAlphaNerd> I can try? but I've only been at this for about a couple weeks :D
<militarybeagle> oh ok. well i just got a two yr old beagle.
<militarybeagle> and since we have got him home he is not eating that much. and he seems depressed.
<militarybeagle> any thoughts
<thurbad> this is actually a channel dedicated to computer hardware called a beagleboard...
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<TheAlphaNerd> HAHAHHAHA
<thurbad> wow, what a bummer
<TheAlphaNerd> I wish he stuck around? I actually know a bunch about beagle dogs

<chimei> i like coconuts
<squatch> you can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun

<Xach> at 5:27AM my normal iphone alarm went off and i put it on snooze
<Xach> but i heard a buzz! buzz! buzz! downstairs
<Xach> "honey, honey, your phone alarm is buzzing"
<Xach> she went downstairs and returned with my old 3gs which i had just plugged in the day before
<Xach> "you're lucky i don't shove this up your ass!" she said
<Xach> she was not happy to wake up at 5:27
<Xach> nobody was injured and nothing was damaged

< scromp> http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/discoblog/2012/01/27/ncbi-rofl-probably-the-most-horrifying-scientific-lecture-ever/
< scromp> "I'd like to give some of the audience the opportunity to confirm the degree of tumescence"
< darrenbday> holy shit scromp that guy has a knighthood
< darrenbday> http://alignmap.com/2006/11/06/presentation-is-not-really-everything-the-giles-brindley-show/
< Xach> the only knight known more for his bishop

< nug> Penn State is in the Big 10 because they have a good football team.  same for nebraska
< nug> although I don't like nebraska being in the big 10
< nug> penn state is stretching it
< Xach> is that a sandusky joke?
< nug> is it?
< Xach> i'm askin you

<Xach> nug: is newt for real?
<darrenbday> america is his wife now

< nug> just gave newbie the 10,000 foot view of composition, cohesion, loose 
coupling, and test stubs
< Xach> did he say "i loose coupled with your mom last night"?
< rippy> followed by "she seemed to like my test stubs"

< Xach> what a nightmare
< Xach> they took the laptop and then left me sitting around for 45 minutes
< Xach> asked someone for an update "oh, you gave it to travis? travis went home"
< Xach> finally travis was found "sorry about that, but anyway, it can't be fixed here, you 
  have to ship it to depot and it will be $750"
< Xach> talked to manager "sorry, i can give you a deal on a new mac but not for this repair. 
  it's because they've worked really hard to make repairs more affordable."
< Xach> Thanks, jackass
< archon-> it's probably hard to find geniuses in maine

<*scromp*> i got some cool breadboard-style pcbs
<*scromp*> new shit from ada
<*scromp*> and i am on the list to get one of the first beaglebones
<*scromp*> lots of "new" qis on youtube
<*nug>scromp*> I have no idea what you are on about
<*scromp*> ?
<*nug>scromp*> I question your '?'
<*nug>scromp*> am I supposed to make up some scenario where I am to do a little yogic flying and accurately determine what the equivalent question is for your '?'?
<*scromp*> did you know that kangaroos can't fart?
<*nug>scromp*> makes sense

<archon> what did you think of the new twilight movie, drlazyboy?
<DrLazyBoy> what's twilight? /me not the hippest on cultural references
 according to college students and his son
<archon> it's like harry potter but gayer
<cheesy> Targetted more @ teen girls, I think
<cheesy> TBH, I don't think the movie really did the book justice
<archon> which movie?
<cheesy> I was really excited about it, but you really lost a lot of
 nuances of edward's character
<cheesy> Breaking Dawn
<archon> so you both read and watched it..
<cheesy> Maybe they'll pick some of that up in the 2nd part
<cheesy> Nah, I've not seen any of the movies
<cheesy> I did read the first book because a friend of mine squees about them
<cheesy> I wanted to put my eyes out
<cheesy> Actually, my sister too
<archon> you wanted your sister to put out?