* shimr points an accussing finger at hide
<shimr> you wascally wabbit
<lway> that's not your finger shimr
* hide hopes it isn't
<gnarl> it looks like a finger
<shimr> woo hooo
<shimr> :(
<gnarl> heh
<hide> more like a golf pencil
<shimr> :((
<gnarl> haha
<hide> from mini putt.
<lway> so that's why you call him stubby
<shimr> he does not!
<shimr> he call's me bitch!
<gnarl> haha
<hide> no I call him Captain Vasoline!
<lway> hehehe
<shimr> I thought it kentuckt jelly?
<gnarl> call him sory rhim
<hide> sometimes
<lway> lol
<hide> only when he forgets the ky

<scromp> so I have a big problem
<scromp> chime has been watching a lot of Lifetime lately
<arcas> ruh roh
<arcas> time to buy another TV
<hide> never a good thing
<scromp> I come home and have to open a window because of the free roaming estrogen
<arcas> does your TV have a V-chip? >:-)

<hide> my wife got through to them no problem.
<MikeS> I'm guessing it wasn't tickets she was offering
* MikeS thinks
<MikeS> hmmm, must have wife call next time I need something
* hide stares at MikeS 
<MikeS> wonder if mine would go for that
<bubba> haha
<MikeS> she seems to like the discount from the meat counter
<scromp> <MikeS Wife> Hey, if you'll update our NS record, I'll chew on your toes!
<MikeS> that was my ex wife

<bubba> i have my employee evaluation in 15 mins.. i'm hoping on getting a pink slip

*** lway has changed the #lolochezia topic to: Hide has an attitude problem: <*hide*>
 FUCK YOU!
<crinkle> lol
<lway> no no... fuck you hide!
<hide> yeah well now FUCK ALL OF YOU!
<crinkle> hide: i think you are keen
<hide> I love you crinkle
<lway> my responses:
<lway> 16:46<*hide*> UNFUCK YOU TOO!
<lway> 16:47<*hide*> FUCK YOU AGAIN!
* lway rofl at hide
<lway> s/keen/spank bait

<bubba> martel: you all packed and ready to go?
<martel> not packed yet...
<martel> packing
<bubba> hehe
<bubba> nervous?
<martel> drinking a beer... packing my shit
<bubba> haha
<scromp> dude, don't take that over.  you can make some when you get there.
<hide> hahaha
<scromp> I swear, just go out for indian the first night, you'll shit like a goddess.

<scromp> fuckin' toilet got clogged today
<scromp> and yes...
<scromp> there was spillage
<scromp> just what I wanted to do just getting home from work
<scromp> AND.  there is a vent right next to the toilet.
<hide> ugh
<scromp> yes
<hide> so who clogged it?
<scromp> well. see.
<scromp> looks like chime went a little overboard on the ol' TP this morning, and didn't notice it got stuck (why would she?)
<scromp> then, I came in and "laid a chocolate python"
<scromp> also, not noticing it was a bit fuller than usual
<scromp> oops
<scromp> shit water -> floor
<martel> why...
<martel> why
<martel> why did we need to know that
<scromp> because I had to fuckin' clean it up
<scromp> that's why
<scromp> my pain is your pain, although seriously mitigated

<*hide>dbday*> dude you have to see this: http://www.sackheads.org/~ssoriche/hotbabe.html
(hide redirected to a Jon Katz article)
<*hide>dbday*> you can look at it at work it's pg.
<*dbday*> ok. you die now.
<*dbday*> i want names and i want details.
<*dbday*> who was involved! WHO DID THIS WITH YOU!
<*hide>dbday*> just me :)
<*dbday*> then you go down
<*dbday*> i can't believeyou got me to see katzian spoor
<*dbday*> i need to go wash my eyes out
<*dbday*> fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUCK
<*hide>dbday*> sorry dude, I had to give it a try :)
<*dbday*> you goddamn dicklicking torn-sack pustule covered donkey banging case of the CLP

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00:52<wopr> Ian - i figure.
00:52<ian> wopr, you figure right
00:52<wopr> You rat skank.

<dbday> you could cut down on teenage crime and delinquincy so easily by giving
 every guy between 15-19 a free cable subscription to skinamax
<dbday> they'd be home all night every night
<lway> ok .. but you'd have to throw in the wetnaps cause speaking as a Mom ... I
 don't want to clean up