<scromp> don't be too hard on darren.  when you're up to your nuts in
  chicken parts, being warm and dry is a sexual fantasy.  Anything beyond 
  that is just overtime.

<kris> we need another road trip
<lway> road trip to .ca
<snadra> haha, lway, you'd better have lots of patience
<kris> lllol
<snadra> here's what we do in people's houses:
<snadra> we spill whiskey, we vomit, we snore, we use the water, and we
 demand coffee
<dbday> !
<dbday> We're SMEED!
<snadra> HAHAHA
<kris> hahahaha

<richard> do you guys log EVERYTHING?

<dbday> you know, i just realized something
<dbday> next time i see scromp, there'll probably be alchohol
<dbday> and scromp will be drunk
<dbday> and he WILL bite me
<scromp> and I WILL bite you
<scromp> count on it
<hide> heh
<scromp> I don't break promises
<dbday> just don't break skin
<scromp> fuck skin
<scromp> I will just bite
<scromp> whatever comes off comes off
<scromp> if I have to eat it, fine

<Heathen> So, a pizza hut commercial goes "Hey we're Pizza Hut, we put
   cheese in places you never thought of!"
<Heathen> That's supposed to make me want to get a pizza?

<scromp> sometimes I wish I was an astronomer
<scromp> I could discover a star and name it "Porn"

<kris> i can't keep chuck in line
<kris> who the hell do you think i am?

<chuck> apple dumpling gang
<dbday> dear god, what conjured up Tim Conway and Don Knotts?
<dbday> oh dear god....don't tell me....
<dbday> you call your nuts Tim Conway and Don Knotts
<shimr> and his manhood The Incredible Mr. Limpett
<dbday> lrofl
<jasonb> hahaha
<dbday> hahahaha
<dbday> cheeeriste
<chuck> *boingy boingy boingy splot*

<dbday> this ignorant fucking cat
<dbday> it's like it thinks my hands are two different people
<dbday> "I want this hand to pet me. Now I want this hand. Now. Not that
  hand. Touch me with this hand. Now touch me with that hand."
<arcas> it just knows where one of them has been 
<scromp> well then
<dbday> but it alternates
<dbday> fucking annoying creature

<kris> im gettin a cookie!!!
<shimr> my niece pronounces it 'cockie'
<shimr> we're trying to correct her quickly
<kris> hahaha
<dbday> shimr: easy way to correct her
<shimr> ?
<dbday> when she asks for a 'cockie', give it to her
<shimr> ACK!!!
<shimr> no
<dbday> she'll make that mistake once
<dbday> well, unless she's a ho
<shimr> no
<dbday> hahaha
<dbday> just a suggestion