<_huey_> So you've probably seen the headline by now regarding the study 
  linking smoking and colon cancer.
<_huey_> Somehow I can't help but thinking they're blowing smoke up my ass.

<scromp> what's brown and sticky?
<scromp> a stick.

<katrien> what's the plural of spouse?
<scromp> spice!

<lway> so I'm tucking in my little boy last night and he asks me "Mommy
  do you fight evil?"  I responded "Yes baby I do."  He asks "How? Who?"  
  I then said..."I fight the evil solaris sysadmin every day."

<hide> How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
<hide> Put a nipple on it.
<dbday> rofl
<scromp> How do you keep a Canadian from shoving a hot dog up his ass?
<scromp> Break all his fingers.

<scromp> don't be too hard on darren.  when you're up to your nuts in
  chicken parts, being warm and dry is a sexual fantasy.  Anything beyond 
  that is just overtime.

<kris> we need another road trip
<lway> road trip to .ca
<snadra> haha, lway, you'd better have lots of patience
<kris> lllol
<snadra> here's what we do in people's houses:
<snadra> we spill whiskey, we vomit, we snore, we use the water, and we
 demand coffee
<dbday> !
<dbday> We're SMEED!
<snadra> HAHAHA
<kris> hahahaha

<richard> do you guys log EVERYTHING?

<dbday> you know, i just realized something
<dbday> next time i see scromp, there'll probably be alchohol
<dbday> and scromp will be drunk
<dbday> and he WILL bite me
<scromp> and I WILL bite you
<scromp> count on it
<hide> heh
<scromp> I don't break promises
<dbday> just don't break skin
<scromp> fuck skin
<scromp> I will just bite
<scromp> whatever comes off comes off
<scromp> if I have to eat it, fine

<Heathen> So, a pizza hut commercial goes "Hey we're Pizza Hut, we put
   cheese in places you never thought of!"
<Heathen> That's supposed to make me want to get a pizza?