<kris> I've just seen a pimp!

<kris> jmj.. my team lead just came in and shut my door and said "chucks dad 
  just died"   of course my mouth falls to the floor right.. then joe gets
  this shocked look on his face and he says "nonoonon WRONG chuck!!  i mean 
  our new manger chuck
* kris crosses her eyes
* kris wonders what the hell hes been learnin in his mangler classes
<dbday> "You have cancer." "Whhaaaaa?!" "Right there. You have the
  horoscope for cancer. Can I borrow it?"
<kris> llol

<dbday> MOTHERFUCKING SONOFABITCH
<dbday> i WILL RIP OUT YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINA!
<dbday> AND USE IT AS A HAT!
<Tyrell> anger management
<Tyrell> its not such a bad thing

Fuck computers, man.  I can tickle my arm all night long, and it FEELS GOOD.
      -- drunken scromp

<_huey_> So you've probably seen the headline by now regarding the study 
  linking smoking and colon cancer.
<_huey_> Somehow I can't help but thinking they're blowing smoke up my ass.

<scromp> what's brown and sticky?
<scromp> a stick.

<katrien> what's the plural of spouse?
<scromp> spice!

<lway> so I'm tucking in my little boy last night and he asks me "Mommy
  do you fight evil?"  I responded "Yes baby I do."  He asks "How? Who?"  
  I then said..."I fight the evil solaris sysadmin every day."

<hide> How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
<hide> Put a nipple on it.
<dbday> rofl
<scromp> How do you keep a Canadian from shoving a hot dog up his ass?
<scromp> Break all his fingers.

<scromp> don't be too hard on darren.  when you're up to your nuts in
  chicken parts, being warm and dry is a sexual fantasy.  Anything beyond 
  that is just overtime.