DRK: That's what I like about dogs... they're happy to see you every time 
        you come home
snadra: As opposed to cats...
   DRK: No, as opposed to wives.  I mean, dogs are happy EVERY time.

* Thorsten slowly spreads his legs open for darren
<snadra> I SAID STOP
<dbday> dude, i swear that the alien queen had better oral hygiene then
 what you got goin' on in htere
<dbday> yea...stop. snadra don't like competition
* dbday guffaws and gallops off at high speed
<snadra> glad to see you grew the legs and the front half of the horse
<lway> rofl
<Thorsten> llol
<shimr> rofl
<Thorsten> School is in session.
<snadra> haha
* dbday is laughing heartily at his own expense

<dbday> i wish my stomach had a hunger snooze button

<kris> I've just seen a pimp!

<kris> jmj.. my team lead just came in and shut my door and said "chucks dad 
  just died"   of course my mouth falls to the floor right.. then joe gets
  this shocked look on his face and he says "nonoonon WRONG chuck!!  i mean 
  our new manger chuck
* kris crosses her eyes
* kris wonders what the hell hes been learnin in his mangler classes
<dbday> "You have cancer." "Whhaaaaa?!" "Right there. You have the
  horoscope for cancer. Can I borrow it?"
<kris> llol

<dbday> MOTHERFUCKING SONOFABITCH
<dbday> i WILL RIP OUT YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINA!
<dbday> AND USE IT AS A HAT!
<Tyrell> anger management
<Tyrell> its not such a bad thing

Fuck computers, man.  I can tickle my arm all night long, and it FEELS GOOD.
      -- drunken scromp

<_huey_> So you've probably seen the headline by now regarding the study 
  linking smoking and colon cancer.
<_huey_> Somehow I can't help but thinking they're blowing smoke up my ass.

<scromp> what's brown and sticky?
<scromp> a stick.

<katrien> what's the plural of spouse?
<scromp> spice!