<arcas> "du -ks" on the mozilla source tree is about 10x slower in
  reiserfs than ext2 
<dbday> heh, du -ks /of/hazzard

<snadra> okay, so dennis and I drove down to the valley view ferry monday,
  looking for an alleged 4-wheeling path.  also, just to see the ferry
<snadra> so right by the ferry, there's this road you can take, and it
  goes through a little town called River View, where the houses are generally
  made of whatever washes up on the shore
<snadra> and we drive past one such house, and I see something hanging
  from the mailbox, right by the road
<snadra> it was a 2.5 foot long carp, still fresh, hanging by the gills
<snadra> with holes chewed out of the side of it, likely from the half
  dozen dogs we saw wandering around 
<snadra> WHY would someone do that?
<snadra> are they trying to keep the wild dogs from attacking their babies?
<snadra> or do they just hate their mailman?
<snadra> and /then/ we got to the end of the road, and turned around
<snadra> and there's a sign that says "no dumping"
<snadra> and I look off on the ground near the sign, and guess what I see
<snadra> a deer head!
<snadra> I"m like, "uh, let's go now"
<chuck> snadra, meet Kentucky
<snadra> and dennis is driving through there with New York plates, just
  waiting to hear "squeal like a pig" from the bushes

<scromp> dbday, speaking of banging on the exit hatch, next time you're
  about to climax as Gypsy's climbing her way out of your ass and snags a claw
  in your nutsack, I want you to calm down, count to three, say "I love *ALL*
  God's Creatures" and gently poot the cat out and take a shower.
<Boyd> good lord
<lway> LROFL
<shimr> rofl
<gnarl> llol
<snadra> haha
<dbday> that is astoundingly horrific.
<hide> scromp: that's art man.
<dbday> although i urge others to snip that, i myself shall not

<dbday> George: Oh, sir, if we should happen to tread on a mine, what do we do?
<dbday> Captain Edmund Blackadder: Well, normal procedure, Lieutenant, is
  to jump up 250 feet into the air and scatter yourself over a wide area.

* gnarl grabs snadra 
<shimr> pssst, hey gnarl, did you get to second base when you grabbed her?
<kris> hey!!
<gnarl> haha, hell no
<gnarl> in fact I used a butterfly net to catch her
<shimr> nice recovery
<dbday> i always use bacon and starburst wrappers

<gnarl> POKEY, LET'S SAVE MIR!!!
<dbday> god. would you STOP MAKING UP POKEY'S?!
<dbday> sweet jackin jesus

<gnarl> THERE IS NO FINGER UP MY GODDAMN ASS!

<snadra> but it was an opportunity for punnitude and you passed it up
<Boyd> thats ok, i'm secure in my pun abilities
<snadra> hahaha
<Boyd> they're the best in lolo
<snadra> yeah, okay
<Boyd> :)
<snadra> I think you mean pr0n again
<Boyd> those, too

<gnarl> I bet you could pay Ted Kennedy to give you head

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