<snadra> apparantly, the way to darren's heart is through his stomach, via 
  my cooking
<mandarin> another decent vector is my fly
<snadra> hahaha
<mandarin> i'm just saying...
<shimr> hahaha
<arcas> heh

mom: Hush, Sandra!  You're in church!
sandra: You are, too, and you're laughing.  I'm just quietly telling jokes.

<mandarin> so i'm willing to donate 500 dollars to sackheads if you
  change haybaler's name to DarrenDayStadium.sackheads.org for three years

<shimr> ACK!!!
<shimr> TMI
<snadra> welcome to lolo
<snadra> you're not the only one who gets to be gross
<shimr> hahah

<dbday> so, i have picked the studly name to beat all studly names
*** dbday is now known as mandarin
* mandarin struts and preens
<snadra> orange you glad jason didn't pick that name?

<dbday> man. ripoff. those movies hung my ie.
<dbday> i hate the whole convoluted hellish caravan
<Willie> at least something on you is 'hung'

<scromp> one entire week has passed into history, and still I hate olives.
<scromp> I bring this up only because several black olives have shat
  their nasty brine putrescence onto my otherwise tasty pizza

<snadra> where do you learn these things?
<dbday> if i hear something gross it sticks, baby
<dbday> what can i say?
<gnarl> well, nothing is a good start
<dbday> :(
<gnarl> haha
<snadra> haha

<kris> nuttin sounds better than feet fermentin in their own juices
<kris> sets my heart to thumpin

<gnarl> shimr, take a break and go spank off in the corner or something
<dbday> lol
<kris> AIYEEEEEEEEEEEe
<kris> i dont wanna know bout it!!!!!!!!
* kris closses her eyes n sings
<kris> lallala connect the dots
<dbday> oh don't worry. even if you looked right at him you wouldn't see
  anything.
<dbday> it's not a stroking so much as it's like scratching off a lottery
  ticket