<mark> "It's got a pristine, museum-quality install of Windows 3.1" "So? Fresh shit
 is still shit."

<Retief> Everquest Slash
<hide> did you miss the nick dance today or something?
<Retief> What are you talking about?
* hide checks /w and /wh
<hide> how come you are using Retief instead of AB?
<Retief> ...
<Retief> I'm using AB
* Retief points at the "<AB>" in front of his name.
<scromp> nuh uh
<hide> <Retief> I'm using AB
<scromp> * Retief points at the "<AB>" in front of his name.   
* hide . o O ( whew I'm not loosing my mind )
<Retief> . o O (Curse you, scromp)
* hide . o O ( wait I had to have one to begin with )
<scromp> oh
<gnarl> you're actually using a confused client
<scromp> dammit
<scromp> heh
<arcas> heh
* scromp shoulda known better
* Retief nods
<scromp> sorry, debugging takes all the spunk outta me
<hide> and I'm the most gullable person in here so it would have worked too.
* hide witholds the #lolo comment
<scromp> you're dealing with the literal subset of scromp
<Retief> =)

<conrad> No man is an island, but if you tie a buncha dead guys together, they make
 a pretty good raft
<hide> or in your case a wild night of entertainment.

<shimr> i like to blow dinosaurs
<shimr> my dick is really small
<shimr> I try to masturbate but I can't find it
<brewsky> uh..okay
<scromp> hello hide
<brewsky> have fun with that..
<shimr> sometimes I need a magnifying glass
<shimr> dammit hide!
<arcas> looks like shimr forgot to lock his console
<scromp> good thing canada doesn't have those strict sexual
 harassment laws

<shimr> hmmm
<shimr> what to say
<shimr> what to say
<shimr> shimr should lock up his pc 
<shimr> but he didnt
<hide> does he like BIG RAM?
<shimr> OH YA
<hide> one would think shimr would learn after all this time.
* shimr LOVES small furry animals
* shimr loves da BIG RAM
<shimr> did i mention that i have an extensive studded leather and neoprene body
 suit collection?
<shimr> wanna come over and see it?
<hide> been there already.
<shimr> my pref is the leather chaps w the ass cut out
<shimr> and the studs that rub me _right_there_
<hide> I heard he keeps a porky pig vibrator in his utensil drawer

<violet> vegetables are what food eats...

<shimr> hi
<shimr> my name is shimr and i forgot to put on my screensaver before i got up from
 my desk
<shimr> i cant think of anything to say right now
<shimr> last time, i told you all i was gay and did farm animals, so theres no need
 to say _that_ again
<dbday> tell us how small your penis is, shimr
<shimr> maybe i should tell you about my fetishes that relate to duct tape and
 neoprene
<shimr> hehe
<shimr> ya
<shimr> thats a good idea
<shimr> like maybe how i have one of those penis enlarger pumps
<shimr> shit
<shimr> hes bak
<dbday> heh. bye secret shimr
<shimr> vexorg is a fucker of monumental proportions!

<david> asfdkjk
<david> lkjsfdfds
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 flmncxvkjxcnvujuujucskdjgnbhgskg:;'';KJFASKIYHF99999lkdasdlkfjnhfdkbgjnvb;
<david> oops 
<david> ignore that it's my ssh passphrase

<AB> . o O ("Microsoft(tm) first brought you the WinModem(tm)!  Then they brought
 you the WinPrinter(tm)!  Now they bring you...the WinSwitch(tm)!")
<arcas> you forgot WinEthernet cards
<arcas> WinSound
<arcas> and coming soon to a store near you... WinKamaSutra(tm)
<AB> . o O (Ew.)
<arcas> (subscription-based, of course)
<AB> . o O (Your subscription has run out!  If you want to continue fucking, please
 click the "Resubscribe" button.)

(in an open channel (editted for continuity))
<jpayne> shit me
* hide shits a jpayne
(continued in private)
<*hide>jpayne*> I think I'm disturbed
<*jpayne*> o?
<*hide>jpayne*> I just shit a jpayne
<*jpayne*> hahaha
<*hide>jpayne*> there's got to be something wrong with that.
<*jpayne*> indeed