<arcas> google.com's IPO aggregate offering price is $2,718,281,828 according to their SEC filing
<arcas> that = e * ($1 billion)
<cheesy> Dorks
<yosh> hah

<anno> if it's penicillium you can get a crop of antibiotics out of it
<Somni> but antibiotics from hide's keyboard fur?  do we dare consider 
what else may be lurking in it?
<anno> then don't harvest it.  it may grow up to be a penis
* rjbs doesn't want to hear about the antibiotic-laden penis growing from 
hide's fur.

<scromp> heh, no one thought to change baler's ip in bacon's firewall :)
*** Netsplit baconhouse.sackheads.org <-> haybaler.sackheads.org quits: 

<*richard*> ]FUK M,E
<*richard*> I AM JUST OIGN TO GO WANDER THE MOTHER FUCKING STREETS
<*richard*> "COME FUCK ME IN THE ASS!!!! I AM YOUR SCAPE GOAT!!!! 
 CRUCIFY ME AND GET IT OVER WITH!!! 
 I'D LIKE TO START A NEW FUCKING RELIGION ANYWAY!!!!"
<*thx1138>richard*> what are you talking about?
<*richard*> everything in fucking house is revolting against me
<*richard*> strangers may as well violate me too
<*richard*> and if they do it right and i can be the next christ
<*richard*> follow me now?
<*thx1138>richard*> please buffalo bill. don't throw me down that well!

14:44<rachel> HAPPY ZOMBIE JESUS DAY
15:11<ton> HAPPY EASTER!
15:11<ton> HIPPITY HOPPITY EASTER'S ON IT'S WAY
15:13<ton> they are equivalent
15:47<BlueCamel> the Easter Bunny races light cycles
15:51<hide> does he drink port?
16:07<rachel> jesus rose from the dead--dude, he is totally a zombie
16:11<hide> vampire
16:15<scromp> my theory is that the vampires of the time liked to hang around the crucifixion hill for
cheap & easy snacks..  people nailed up and bleeding slowly, it's like a vampire popsicle
16:15<martel> hahahahahaha
16:16<scromp> so one was chewing on jesus and got to talking and felt bad about the whole thing, so he
gave him a sip off his wrist
16:16<scromp> three days later, vamp jeebus

<shimr> how y'all doing?
<Hollis> horny
<shimr> Susie isn't in her third tri-mester yet is she?
<Hollis> well...5 more weeks
<shimr> get in there, son
<Hollis> the baby moves too much
<Hollis> makes it a little weird for sex
* kris looks at hollis
<nug> yeah
<blaine> !
<shimr> haha
* Hollis blinks at kris
* blaine contempletes a) leaving #lolo, b) fortuning that snippet, c) lobotomy with pencil
<Hollis> better choose b
<blaine> fair enough
<nug> I've tried to type many things here in the last few seconds but all roads lead to /dev/null

"Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean 
politics won't take an interest in you."  -- Pericles

<slather> i'm about ready to go have anonymous gay sex at a rest stop

<scromp> ooh, dikon radishes!
<chime> you want to get a dikon radish?
<scromp> well, what do you do with them?
<chime> you BEAT a FISH with it!

<tawd> c-span babe alert
<tawd> siobhan gorman from national journal
<tawd> c-span's moved on to the old greybeards
<tawd> and i've moved on to foxnews.  morning ho's wearing fishnets.  they have no shame.
<tawd> nor do i. :-)