<scruffy> also, I feel like my shoulder is about to fall off
<shimr> stop that, you'll go blind that way

<carsonm> So if your electrician keeps saying "You meen splitter." when you
say "Breaker" you know you have a problem.

<scromp> time to suck a male cheetah's booty hole
<ton> what ?

<Foiba> i'm glad i don't check up on this window that much because most 
 of what you guys do is pretty fucking retarded

<arcas> one of the neat things about the new telescope is it's much wider field of view.
I've seen 3 satellites in the last 2 nights.
<arcas> my other scope has such a narrow field of view that I've never seen one
<nug> the moon is pretty hard to miss

<nug> could you pick out the back of your hand in a photo lineup?
<pretsel> no, but I think I could eat a quail a day for a month

<violet> whut up?
<ton> nothing...just the work
<nug> my blood pressure
<violet> that's not good
<nug> :)
<blaine> my blood pressure is up. in my PENIS.
<violet> agh. it's way too early for smut-talkin'
<ton>  aye
<tabitha> I'm going to tell Rita on you!
<ton> haha
<blaine> are you kidding me? she'd say worse.

15:01<violet> cheesy, don't you think women are smart enough to figure things out for themselves?
15:02* martel . o O ( DANGER WILL ROBINSON )
15:02<violet> (trollin' trollin' trollin'...)
15:03<violet> no, really... <bat bat>
15:03* martel . o O ( <violet> cheesy's are what food eats )
15:03<violet> haha
15:04<cheesy> violet: It is my experience that women are all hopelessly inadequate in the workplace and would be better off staying at home cooking for their husband and making babies
15:04* cheesy runs REALLY FAST
15:05* violet snags cheesy with Indy Jones whip action
15:05<cheesy> But... but... women can't use whips

<snadra> cheesy and martel: do you think this quote is funny enough out
  of context to fortune:  "It's like eating body parts"
<snadra> cuz when you were drunk, you really wanted me to snip that, and
  when I told you it wasn't funny, you got upset

   ton: Her name is Snaddy
snadra: No, it's not!
 emily: Hi Snaddy!
snadra: I'm not Snaddy
 emily: Yes you are!  You are a Snaddy!  Snaaaaaddyyyyyy!
* emily runs away giggling *