* jasonb poots
*** Unknown CTCP poots from hide to #lolochezia:
* hide looks at scromp
<scromp> heh
<scromp> what'd it do?
<hide> *** Unknown CTCP poots from hide to #lolochezia:

<silk> darren, there's a pube between you teeth
<lway> you missing one silk?
<kris> EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
<kris> stawwwwwwwppppppppppppppp

* lway huffs and she puffs and she blows a feta cheese pita stuffed with humis type
 parsley salad and garlic sauce at Jason
<silk> wow
<Vollerio> ok, so lway eats the nasty stuff 
<lway> Vollerio: that is only a rumour... you can't prove a thing 

<silk> Jon Katz writes "Even though he is a rather grouchy figure in geek circles,
 darren day does serve one splendid skill that makes up for it.  This finely built
 monolith to geekdom can suck the hairs clean off my nutsack.

<jpayne> i think i'm gonna risk leaving the isdn up
<jpayne> its been a month since my last fight with bt
<scromp> heh
<hide> you might get that hot chick on the phone who wanted you.
<scromp> god, do you ever stop?
<scromp> hide is #lolo personified

<hide> beers all around
* scromp gets one
* jpayne drank all his :(
<scromp> this is the last one
<scromp> suck
<jpayne> we'll prolly need to beat archon into doing the same
* hide has 6 Corona in the fridge.
<scromp> yeh
<scromp> hide: that sounds like a problem
<scromp> fortunately john and I have a solution
<jpayne> indeed we do

<david> so we had guinness floats last night
<hide> what were you floating in the Guinness?
<david> laugh it up while I'm sitting here basting in my own juice
<david> vanilla icecream
<hide> and it was good?
<david> very
<david> I think it's odd how good it was

<david> martel "Unix people are freaks"
<david> david "yes. you are."

<lway> so I'm tucking in my little boy last night and he asks me "Mommy do you
 fight evil?"  I responded "Yes baby I do."  He asks "How? Who?"  I then said.."I fight
 the evil solaris sysadmin every day."

<scromp> I made a submarine out of a large trash can
<scromp> seriously
<scromp> nearly died in that fucker
<hide> one of those things you do as a kid.
<Gielguld> how deep did you go?
<hide> about 6 1/2 inches.
<scromp> sigh
<hide> sorry
<scromp> olympic pool
<hide> geez where'd you do this?
<hide> at least I used an acceptable number. I could have said 1/4 of inch.
<Gielguld> did it actually hold air?
<scromp> yeah
<scromp> it worked
<scromp> however
<scromp> the dumbass 3rd grader manning the air hose got bored and wandered off
<scromp> after a ball or something
<scromp> and, well
<scromp> you've heard of a "siphon" right?
<scromp> well suddenly I'm at the wrong end of it
<Gielguld> "SEAL OFF DECK 1" "THERE'S ONLY ONE DECK SIR!"
<scromp> luckily we had a contingency plan
<scromp> which consisted of the test pilot (me) having a big sharp knife
<scromp> in my escape, I nearly stabbed one of my external support personnel in the
 throat
<scromp> that was actually the closer call, than me drowning
* Gielguld laughs out loud