<scromp> this is such a kickass, timeless capture: 
         http://www.flickr.com/photos/blaine/2432062019/
.
.
.
<*scromp*> 22:51<scromp> you may have heard of mean drunks
<*scromp*> 22:51<scromp> he is a sweetie-pie drunk
<*squatch>scromp*> I'm a sweetie-pie drunk?
<*scromp*> heh
<*scromp*> best way i could think of to describe that phenomenon
<*squatch>scromp*> okay.  I'll give you that

People need to paste some more goddamn fortunes up in this bitch.
You know you giggle at shit during the day.  Get on it.  Share the
wealth.  By not pasting your fortunes you are tacitly admitting that 
you have no sense of humor.  Get back to work!

< pakrat> "Gene for bad science writing found."

< archaism> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6625397.stm
[ BBC - Spider venom could boost sex life ]
< archaism> You can get necrosis and priapism. Yay. Just hope they're not both in the same locality.

<Xach> do you think i could be an iphone programmer?
<Xach> my qualifications? one time i kissed a girl
<archon-> sorry, immediate disqualification

<nug> "New York's Mayor Michael Bloomberg has proposed putting windmills
      on city bridges and rooftops as part of an ambitious push for 
      renewable energy."
<reamer_rick> pureed pigeons and toddlers is a renewable resource now?
<reamer_rick> I guess it is.
<reamer_rick> it slices, it dices, it makes Julienne fries!
<squatch> man, I haven't been to NYC for a while
<squatch> I didn't realize the bridges and rooftops were overrun with
          toddlers
<reamer_rick> I'd just prefer to picture it that way.
<nug> it is an amazing sight
<reamer_rick> mommy mommy a pinwheel can i touch it
<reamer_rick> AHAGLHSDKHFD#RJOIEEEROP#@$*U@R
<reamer_rick> I got an ouchie

< Xach> i'm going to buy two songs
< Xach> safari
< Xach> wtf
< Xach> it just made me buy the wrong song!
< slather> so i guess you're going to be buying three songs?
< Xach> i guess so

<scromp> toddlers are the perfect anti-telemarketer weapon
<scromp> phone rings, caller id blocked, hand the phone to ben
<scromp> hilarity ensues
<DaCheese> hahaha
<sushijones> hahaha
<sushijones> You're evil and I hate you
<scromp> are you a telemarketer?
<sushijones> Survey dude
<sushijones> Same thing basically
<scromp> then likewise!
<scromp> glad to meet you
<sushijones> yeah

< slather> the complete fillmore west recordings seem to routinely go somewhere in the 600-800 range
< slather> which makes me sad
< Xach> you can get a favre signed game jersey for that
< Xach> minnesota jersey that is
* slather goes fetal

<BOB> yeah when your wife is watching some vintage porn
<BOB> don't say "Is that your mom?"
<BOB> that is the wrong thing to say