<@scromp> McConnell (R) 49 (52) 
<@scromp> Lunsford (D) 46 (40)
<@scromp> go go
<@scromp> smite the ancient lich king of kentucky!
< pretsel> too bad Lunsford is an a-hole
<@scromp> yeah, he is a shitbag, but considering .. i'll take it
< pretsel> I will still gladly swap him for mitch
< pretsel> I want to stack the supreme court with mentats that depend on aborted fetuses for their survival
<@scromp> and medical marijuana
< pretsel> or maybe stem cells milked from married lesbian couples
< slather> are stem cells present in breast milk?
< pretsel> they will be mentats.  I'm sure they will figure something out

<arcas> http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=4357505
<arcas> 10 year old kid was hospitalized while car surfing
<arcas> his mother was driving
<blaine> well....at least he was supervised?
<reamer_rick> Arguably less chances of medical complications for the
 mother than abortion.
<reamer_rick> takes a little longer

<scromp> this is such a kickass, timeless capture: 
         http://www.flickr.com/photos/blaine/2432062019/
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<*scromp*> 22:51<scromp> you may have heard of mean drunks
<*scromp*> 22:51<scromp> he is a sweetie-pie drunk
<*squatch>scromp*> I'm a sweetie-pie drunk?
<*scromp*> heh
<*scromp*> best way i could think of to describe that phenomenon
<*squatch>scromp*> okay.  I'll give you that

People need to paste some more goddamn fortunes up in this bitch.
You know you giggle at shit during the day.  Get on it.  Share the
wealth.  By not pasting your fortunes you are tacitly admitting that 
you have no sense of humor.  Get back to work!

< pakrat> "Gene for bad science writing found."

< archaism> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6625397.stm
[ BBC - Spider venom could boost sex life ]
< archaism> You can get necrosis and priapism. Yay. Just hope they're not both in the same locality.

<Xach> do you think i could be an iphone programmer?
<Xach> my qualifications? one time i kissed a girl
<archon-> sorry, immediate disqualification

<nug> "New York's Mayor Michael Bloomberg has proposed putting windmills
      on city bridges and rooftops as part of an ambitious push for 
      renewable energy."
<reamer_rick> pureed pigeons and toddlers is a renewable resource now?
<reamer_rick> I guess it is.
<reamer_rick> it slices, it dices, it makes Julienne fries!
<squatch> man, I haven't been to NYC for a while
<squatch> I didn't realize the bridges and rooftops were overrun with
          toddlers
<reamer_rick> I'd just prefer to picture it that way.
<nug> it is an amazing sight
<reamer_rick> mommy mommy a pinwheel can i touch it
<reamer_rick> AHAGLHSDKHFD#RJOIEEEROP#@$*U@R
<reamer_rick> I got an ouchie

< Xach> i'm going to buy two songs
< Xach> safari
< Xach> wtf
< Xach> it just made me buy the wrong song!
< slather> so i guess you're going to be buying three songs?
< Xach> i guess so

<scromp> toddlers are the perfect anti-telemarketer weapon
<scromp> phone rings, caller id blocked, hand the phone to ben
<scromp> hilarity ensues
<DaCheese> hahaha
<sushijones> hahaha
<sushijones> You're evil and I hate you
<scromp> are you a telemarketer?
<sushijones> Survey dude
<sushijones> Same thing basically
<scromp> then likewise!
<scromp> glad to meet you
<sushijones> yeah