* steveny slumps as the kids sing viva viagra

<chime> just ran across a house listing
<chime> for a mobile home... with granite countertops
<lway> lol
<chime> and tile in the bathroom
<chime> if your countertops cost more than your dwelling, stop.
<lway> well if you're going to put in granite countertops it's good
that you can take them with you

<@martel> playing with iphoto 09
<@martel> its not bad about detecting faces
<@martel> it's first failure? it labeled chime's boobs as "unknown face"
< scromp> >.>
< chime> *blink*
< chime> they do have a mind of their own sometimes
< ton> I don't think uhm...
< cheesy> "Eyes up *here* iPhoto!"

< Xach> "We write tight, non-OO javascript"
< Xach> translation: we learned PHP 4 before we learned javascript

< scromp> ok
< scromp> one more time, for the slow students
< scromp> taking money FROM taxpayers and giving it TO companies is decidedly NOT SOCIALISM

< reamer_rick> We have an IVR support manager in my area that sounds just like Joe Pesci in Goodfellas.
< reamer_rick> He can't even help it.  It's great.
< reamer_rick> He's talking about troubleshooting a user and it sounds like he's talking about breaking their dumb skull open.
< reamer_rick> and he's not even mad yet

<jim> plums are a lot like being bipolar
<jim> they are either amazing or not food

<jim> i would use my immortality to hunt down all of the mythbusters and
 torture them into pleading guilty to crimes against common sense

<sushijones> the great thing is, in an expanding universe there will
 always be more places to fart

<scromp> So who do *you* think is the Most Useful Engine?
<chime> Well, it depends on whether you're counting the new diesel engines.
<scromp> ...
<chime> In the classic crew, I think Gordon is the Most Useful Steam Engine.  
 But Murdock is probably the Most Useful overall.