<ashish> that guy put his nuts on my foot!

< Xach> i need to upload something big
< dbday> my fat hogleg is in the creative commons
< Xach> your what?
< dbday> my prehensile gristle missle. my rocky mountain high.
< dbday> doh. missile :(
< Xach> mistletoe
< scromp> you can't just call mistletoe, there has to actually be vegetation
* scromp not kissing xach
< Xach> kiss dbday's gristle mistle
< scromp> i have exactly one use for that hunk of manflesh
< scromp> http://xrl.us/beh4j5 
[editor's note: picture of a meat grinder :( ]
< rippy> ahhhhh
* dbday shivers
< dbday> you stupid bastards i'm supposed to be up here working
< dbday> if rita hears me cackling in horror the gig is up!
< rippy> haha

<scromp> you know the saying
<scromp> tequila then chianti... good idea.

* steveny slumps as the kids sing viva viagra

<chime> just ran across a house listing
<chime> for a mobile home... with granite countertops
<lway> lol
<chime> and tile in the bathroom
<chime> if your countertops cost more than your dwelling, stop.
<lway> well if you're going to put in granite countertops it's good
that you can take them with you

<@martel> playing with iphoto 09
<@martel> its not bad about detecting faces
<@martel> it's first failure? it labeled chime's boobs as "unknown face"
< scromp> >.>
< chime> *blink*
< chime> they do have a mind of their own sometimes
< ton> I don't think uhm...
< cheesy> "Eyes up *here* iPhoto!"

< Xach> "We write tight, non-OO javascript"
< Xach> translation: we learned PHP 4 before we learned javascript

< scromp> ok
< scromp> one more time, for the slow students
< scromp> taking money FROM taxpayers and giving it TO companies is decidedly NOT SOCIALISM

< reamer_rick> We have an IVR support manager in my area that sounds just like Joe Pesci in Goodfellas.
< reamer_rick> He can't even help it.  It's great.
< reamer_rick> He's talking about troubleshooting a user and it sounds like he's talking about breaking their dumb skull open.
< reamer_rick> and he's not even mad yet

<jim> plums are a lot like being bipolar
<jim> they are either amazing or not food