<arcas> "A Norwegian church where the taps had been turned off because of
freezing temperatures was forced to use a substitute liquid in a baptism
ceremony - specifically, lemon-flavoured cola. "
<blaine> the power of christ carbonates you!
<arcas> "I baptize you in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Coke"
<shimr> lemon-flavoured sounds more like the Holy Sprite

< scromp> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0318091dog1.html
< scromp> MARCH 18--Meet Michelle Owen. Concerned that an ex-boyfriend had used her laptop to search for child pornography, the Indiana woman asked police to search the computer for illegal images, but had her plan backfire when cops discovered two  videos of her engaged in illicit acts with a dog.
<@nug> woof

< wopr> Hide so the planet of the beast with 7 heads and 6 horns rose from the washington monument by fishing line tied around their dicks.
< nug> !
* blaine gibbers

<@martel> http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=101619832
<@martel> ton especially
<@ton> it's audio
<@martel> yes
<@ton> you want I should listen to audio about twitter ?
<@martel> yes
 archon> better than twittering about audio
<@martel> worse
<@martel> i twittered the link ;)
< archon> you make me sick
<@ton> you should call it 25 audios I like and put it in facebook and tag all your friends
< archon> haha
<@ton> then send it snowballs

<dawa> we went for our first vaccinations today
<chime> how long til the autism sets in?

* note: chime did not hit enter, but she made the mistake of telling me about it.

< arcas> http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/03/10/un.forestry.jobs/index.html
[ CNN - U.N. report: Forestry can create 10 million jobs ]
< arcas> ^^ 10 million jobs could be created from sustainable forest management
< arcas> Mostly branch managers
< shimr> started off as a grass roots project?
< arcas> I'd go out on a limb and guess that ACORN was behind this idea
< scromp> lotsa low tech jobs i reckon.. more bark than byte

< reamer_rick> Fun fact: this weekend me and my old man were at the cottage and we watched divxes of Uwe Boll's: Dungeon Seige - In The Name Of The King and the 2008 remake of The Day That The Earth Stood Still.
< reamer_rick> after that he asked me if I had any movies on my computer that "weren't shitty".
< reamer_rick> I looked at him a long time and said, "No."
< reamer_rick> Paging Norman Rockwell.
< reamer_rick> we've got a precious moment here.

<ashish> that guy put his nuts on my foot!

< Xach> i need to upload something big
< dbday> my fat hogleg is in the creative commons
< Xach> your what?
< dbday> my prehensile gristle missle. my rocky mountain high.
< dbday> doh. missile :(
< Xach> mistletoe
< scromp> you can't just call mistletoe, there has to actually be vegetation
* scromp not kissing xach
< Xach> kiss dbday's gristle mistle
< scromp> i have exactly one use for that hunk of manflesh
< scromp> http://xrl.us/beh4j5 
[editor's note: picture of a meat grinder :( ]
< rippy> ahhhhh
* dbday shivers
< dbday> you stupid bastards i'm supposed to be up here working
< dbday> if rita hears me cackling in horror the gig is up!
< rippy> haha

<scromp> you know the saying
<scromp> tequila then chianti... good idea.