<nug> omg
<nug> you edited me right out of a fortune
* nug cries

< arcas> http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/Science/wireStory?id=7333226
[ ABC - Scientist: First Cloned Camel Born in Dubai - ABC News ]
< piebob> i bet the cloned camel thing is bullshit
< piebob> i don't think the cloned camel will hold water
< arcas> It's a hump they've been trying to get over for a while now
< piebob> it's the spitting image of its mother

<darrenbd> when i was a child my mom convinced me that my legal name was Little Debbie
<darrenbd> and that they called me Darren because it was easier

< darrenbd> so we were watching A Nero Wolfe Mystery on dvd yesterday
< darrenbd> and mr. wolfe had to go out in the world
< darrenbd> so he put on his cloak and his fucking tricorn hat
< nug> good times
< darrenbd> it looked so badass
< darrenbd> rita said i was forbidden from even owning a tricorn
< nug> hahaha
* nug likes this

<erin> Those knives the Hensleys gave us are totally awesome.
<erin> You just set it next to the onion and sssp the top falls off.
<erin> I'll have 9 fingers within the week.

Q: Are you bitter at not being paid for such a popular and essential utility?

Wes Cherry: Yeah, especially since you are all probably paid to play it!

- Wes Cherry, creator of Windows Solitaire
http://b3ta.com/interview/solitaire/

< Xach> oh jesus
< Xach> i just accidentally created a file in my home directory named "~"
< Xach> and I almost just typed "rm -rf ~" to get rid of it
* Xach gets the shakes

<arcas> "A Norwegian church where the taps had been turned off because of
freezing temperatures was forced to use a substitute liquid in a baptism
ceremony - specifically, lemon-flavoured cola. "
<blaine> the power of christ carbonates you!
<arcas> "I baptize you in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Coke"
<shimr> lemon-flavoured sounds more like the Holy Sprite

< scromp> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0318091dog1.html
< scromp> MARCH 18--Meet Michelle Owen. Concerned that an ex-boyfriend had used her laptop to search for child pornography, the Indiana woman asked police to search the computer for illegal images, but had her plan backfire when cops discovered two  videos of her engaged in illicit acts with a dog.
<@nug> woof

< wopr> Hide so the planet of the beast with 7 heads and 6 horns rose from the washington monument by fishing line tied around their dicks.
< nug> !
* blaine gibbers