<nug> Madden calls it quits at 73
* Xach sheds a tear
<Xach> i'll miss that lovable drunk
<Xach> wait, i'm thinking of dudley moore
<nug> I hated that asshole
<nug> he made tons more bad movies than he ever made good movies
<nug> and what ever happened to Phil Collins?
<scromp> he went into the west and diminished
<archon-> he was there and he saw what you did
<nug> he is ceiling cat
<Xach> that is terrifying
<darrenbd> su su sudio

<k> why are all the dinosaurs ex-stink-ted?
<jax> cause jesus said they weren't real so they had to go. jesus didn't believe in them

<nug> omg
<nug> you edited me right out of a fortune
* nug cries

< arcas> http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/Science/wireStory?id=7333226
[ ABC - Scientist: First Cloned Camel Born in Dubai - ABC News ]
< piebob> i bet the cloned camel thing is bullshit
< piebob> i don't think the cloned camel will hold water
< arcas> It's a hump they've been trying to get over for a while now
< piebob> it's the spitting image of its mother

<darrenbd> when i was a child my mom convinced me that my legal name was Little Debbie
<darrenbd> and that they called me Darren because it was easier

< darrenbd> so we were watching A Nero Wolfe Mystery on dvd yesterday
< darrenbd> and mr. wolfe had to go out in the world
< darrenbd> so he put on his cloak and his fucking tricorn hat
< nug> good times
< darrenbd> it looked so badass
< darrenbd> rita said i was forbidden from even owning a tricorn
< nug> hahaha
* nug likes this

<erin> Those knives the Hensleys gave us are totally awesome.
<erin> You just set it next to the onion and sssp the top falls off.
<erin> I'll have 9 fingers within the week.

Q: Are you bitter at not being paid for such a popular and essential utility?

Wes Cherry: Yeah, especially since you are all probably paid to play it!

- Wes Cherry, creator of Windows Solitaire
http://b3ta.com/interview/solitaire/

< Xach> oh jesus
< Xach> i just accidentally created a file in my home directory named "~"
< Xach> and I almost just typed "rm -rf ~" to get rid of it
* Xach gets the shakes

<arcas> "A Norwegian church where the taps had been turned off because of
freezing temperatures was forced to use a substitute liquid in a baptism
ceremony - specifically, lemon-flavoured cola. "
<blaine> the power of christ carbonates you!
<arcas> "I baptize you in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Coke"
<shimr> lemon-flavoured sounds more like the Holy Sprite