<scromp> do you remember when the secret identities of crafty
 web-bloggers chica and jo were first broken to the public at large?
<Xach> never forget
<Xach> i call it "the 9/11 on 4/22"
<snadra> haha

< Xach> star trek is going to bomb and i don't want to watch bad movies
< archon-> it is 100% fresh
< archon-> that's 71% more fresh than the new matthew mcconaughey movie you were going to see
< Xach> i still think of him as Wooderson :(
< archon-> he keeps getting older
< archon-> his movies stay the same age

I might not be there Friday night -- I'm making an emergency trip back to 
my hometown.  There's this girl I went to high school with and she was 
gorgeous and I always wanted to date her but when I asked her out, she 
said "Yeah right, after pigs fly."  ... Well, I looked at the newspaper 
this morning and the front-page headline was "Swine Flu!" so I don't want 
to miss this opportunity.
    --Scot

< slather> either somebody has made off with a trumpet they are incapable of playing yet insist on trying it out
< slather> or somebody is giving an elephant the rogering of its lifetime
< slather> regardless this noise happening up in my hood has got to stop

<arcas> "Designers maintain that using the Flo# toilet is akin to yoga - by building and strengthening abdominal and back muscles."
<arcas> and, being translucent, you can quickly locate any clogs
<darrenbd> "I call this position the wailing wall."
<arcas> so if you have explosive diarrhea with a squat toilet, I assume you have to hose the entire floor down?
<darrenbd> haha omg what a horrid image
<darrenbd> i'm picturing tubgirl in a motorcycle helmet
<pretsel> :(
<arcas> wth
<shimr> eewwwwwwwwwwww
<yosh> why am I suddenly hungry?
<darrenbd> it's the yoga
<kris> i like the use of grey water for black water flushing
<darrenbd> until you cut jalapenos in the ktichen sink and spicy grey water backsplash hits your yoga spread nethers

<darrenbd> nug: http://lexingtonbeerfest.com/
<darrenbd> are you going to enter?
<Xach> i thought that was lexingtonbeeffest
<Xach> nug should enter that
<darrenbd> beef fest enters YOU
<scromp> in soviet lexington, your mom is a whore
<darrenbd> in soviet lexington, derby winner ever year is Proletariat
<scromp> in soviet lexington, water company is owned by socialists

<nrrd> I see that the douchebag governor of Texas has stopped calling for
 secession, and instead is begging for flu vaccine

Apr 14, 2009:

< snadra> oh this is awesome.  dennis is doing a delivery near Mt. Vernon and stopped at the Wildie General Store for lunch
< snadra> only after eating did they realize they have no cash, they don't take credit, and there's no ATM nearby
< snadra> they offered to do dishes, but apparantly they are all clean
< snadra> so he called me and asked me to mail them a check for $10
< snadra> I could hear everyone in the store laughing as he was telling me this over the phone
< snadra> "Honey, I need you to do me a favor... you're gonna laugh... but we just had this great lunch at this little diner..." and I heard laughing in the background


Apr 21, 2009: 

< snadra> haha, remember the general store where dennis had lunch last friday and he didn't have money to pay for it?
< snadra> I mailed them a check.  Just got an envelope in the mail from them containing two index cards
< snadra> one says "Thank you for the check.  Your husband and friend were so delightful and we all had a real good laugh about it.  Please accept the following offer to join us again" and signed the owner and the mgr
< snadra> the other card says "this entitles you to 25% off any meal or meals at any time"
* snadra boggles
< snadra> that's so nice it makes me want to go there and pay extra
< squatch> missed that story
< squatch> but that was a nice recap
< snadra> squatch: tiny diner in Wildie KY that was recommended by a customer

<nug> Madden calls it quits at 73
* Xach sheds a tear
<Xach> i'll miss that lovable drunk
<Xach> wait, i'm thinking of dudley moore
<nug> I hated that asshole
<nug> he made tons more bad movies than he ever made good movies
<nug> and what ever happened to Phil Collins?
<scromp> he went into the west and diminished
<archon-> he was there and he saw what you did
<nug> he is ceiling cat
<Xach> that is terrifying
<darrenbd> su su sudio

<k> why are all the dinosaurs ex-stink-ted?
<jax> cause jesus said they weren't real so they had to go. jesus didn't believe in them