Note: do not let scromp label your moving boxes.

<mover guy> Um... ma'am. Where do you want this box? It says "Clown costumes and faire getup."
<chime> Yeah... those are actually my clothes. Master bedroom, please. 

<scromp> I like tequila... just not every day.

<nug> I had someone named Abner leave me a message asking if I'd mow some farm land

<scromp> do you remember when the secret identities of crafty
 web-bloggers chica and jo were first broken to the public at large?
<Xach> never forget
<Xach> i call it "the 9/11 on 4/22"
<snadra> haha

< Xach> star trek is going to bomb and i don't want to watch bad movies
< archon-> it is 100% fresh
< archon-> that's 71% more fresh than the new matthew mcconaughey movie you were going to see
< Xach> i still think of him as Wooderson :(
< archon-> he keeps getting older
< archon-> his movies stay the same age

I might not be there Friday night -- I'm making an emergency trip back to 
my hometown.  There's this girl I went to high school with and she was 
gorgeous and I always wanted to date her but when I asked her out, she 
said "Yeah right, after pigs fly."  ... Well, I looked at the newspaper 
this morning and the front-page headline was "Swine Flu!" so I don't want 
to miss this opportunity.
    --Scot

< slather> either somebody has made off with a trumpet they are incapable of playing yet insist on trying it out
< slather> or somebody is giving an elephant the rogering of its lifetime
< slather> regardless this noise happening up in my hood has got to stop

<arcas> "Designers maintain that using the Flo# toilet is akin to yoga - by building and strengthening abdominal and back muscles."
<arcas> and, being translucent, you can quickly locate any clogs
<darrenbd> "I call this position the wailing wall."
<arcas> so if you have explosive diarrhea with a squat toilet, I assume you have to hose the entire floor down?
<darrenbd> haha omg what a horrid image
<darrenbd> i'm picturing tubgirl in a motorcycle helmet
<pretsel> :(
<arcas> wth
<shimr> eewwwwwwwwwwww
<yosh> why am I suddenly hungry?
<darrenbd> it's the yoga
<kris> i like the use of grey water for black water flushing
<darrenbd> until you cut jalapenos in the ktichen sink and spicy grey water backsplash hits your yoga spread nethers

<darrenbd> nug: http://lexingtonbeerfest.com/
<darrenbd> are you going to enter?
<Xach> i thought that was lexingtonbeeffest
<Xach> nug should enter that
<darrenbd> beef fest enters YOU
<scromp> in soviet lexington, your mom is a whore
<darrenbd> in soviet lexington, derby winner ever year is Proletariat
<scromp> in soviet lexington, water company is owned by socialists

<nrrd> I see that the douchebag governor of Texas has stopped calling for
 secession, and instead is begging for flu vaccine