* Xach quivers and feels sick
<darrenbd> ?
<Xach> it's just the wednesday malaise
* darrenbd signs heavily
* slather picks up the pad, runs a pencil over the sheet below and
reveals darrenbd's signature

<pretsel> I found my TMBG/Drinky Crow t-shirt recently

<scromp> new favorite comment
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<arcas> engadget reports the Palm Pre will be available June 6 for $200 with contract
<dawa> have you actually purchased anything, besides food and clothes, since like 1997?
<dawa> I have this mental image of you and your p2-300 running linux drooling over the latest hardware .. then saying, "Meh, fuck it."
<arcas> i have a palm treo
<dawa> that is a Nintendo Game&Watch, whoever sold it to you lied.
<arcas> damn

Note: do not let scromp label your moving boxes.

<mover guy> Um... ma'am. Where do you want this box? It says "Clown costumes and faire getup."
<chime> Yeah... those are actually my clothes. Master bedroom, please. 

<scromp> I like tequila... just not every day.

<nug> I had someone named Abner leave me a message asking if I'd mow some farm land

<scromp> do you remember when the secret identities of crafty
 web-bloggers chica and jo were first broken to the public at large?
<Xach> never forget
<Xach> i call it "the 9/11 on 4/22"
<snadra> haha

< Xach> star trek is going to bomb and i don't want to watch bad movies
< archon-> it is 100% fresh
< archon-> that's 71% more fresh than the new matthew mcconaughey movie you were going to see
< Xach> i still think of him as Wooderson :(
< archon-> he keeps getting older
< archon-> his movies stay the same age

I might not be there Friday night -- I'm making an emergency trip back to 
my hometown.  There's this girl I went to high school with and she was 
gorgeous and I always wanted to date her but when I asked her out, she 
said "Yeah right, after pigs fly."  ... Well, I looked at the newspaper 
this morning and the front-page headline was "Swine Flu!" so I don't want 
to miss this opportunity.
    --Scot