< arcas> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/northern_ireland/8092921.stm
< scromp> [ BBC - Man found dead mouse in malt loaf ]
< reamer_rick> ewww MALT LOAF?
< reamer_rick> what the fuck is a malt loaf and don't tell me that it's a loaf of malt because I won't believe you
< kris> rick: my bread book says that it is a sticky sweet bread that sometimes has raisins and is somewhat of a spice bread
< kris> malt extract is used in it
< arcas> and apparently sometimes has mice

There is, in short, nothing I liked about "My Life in Ruins," except some of the ruins. The tourists are even allowed to consult the Oracle at Delphi. That scene reminded of when Chaz and I visited an ancient temple at Ise in Japan. Outside the gates, monks sat on platforms inscribing scrolls. "You may ask anything you want," our guide told us. "Will there be peace in our time?" asked Chaz. The monk gave a look at our guide. Our guide said, "Ah, I think maybe a better question may be more like, 'How many monks live in temple?' "

- http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20090603/REVIEWS/906039991

<derek> That's why I don't eat eggs - if you wait, you get even tastier chickens!
<nathan> When the waitress asks how you'd like your eggs, you say "hatched" ?
<derek> That's exactly right.

< Xach> nug: would you please add robots.txt to flog?
< pretsel> and the contents of that file should be: robots are awesome!
< Xach> NO
< andersca> lol

< Xach> what's kuato's favorite sitcom?
< Xach> two and a half men!
< darrenbd> what a horribly anachronistic joke
< Xach> why? it's set in 2084
< darrenbd> what shampoo does he use?
< Xach> selsun blue sky on mars?
< darrenbd> head and shoulders!
< Xach> what is his favorite lionel ritchie song?
< darrenbd> haha stuck on you
* nug doubles over in pain

 @toddbudnikas: I just said "Fisher Price" and my 2 year old said "dot com".

< Xach> i searched amazon for "sock yarn"
< Xach> 7 Used & new from $7.37
< Xach> what the hell is used sock yarn?
< Xach> used by whom?
< Xach> and for what?
< archon-> i used it to build a nest
< Xach> not in a raingutter, archon! your chicks will get wet!
< archon-> my chicks always get wet
< Xach> protect them with your puffed-up body!
< Xach> DO IT
* archon- does it
* Xach crosses arms, smiles

<*nug>kris*> www.flickr.com/photos/75892994@N00/3571674959/in/photostream/
<*nug>kris*> can you show that to k
<*kris*>  "daddy, that is abomination 365"

* Xach quivers and feels sick
<darrenbd> ?
<Xach> it's just the wednesday malaise
* darrenbd signs heavily
* slather picks up the pad, runs a pencil over the sheet below and
reveals darrenbd's signature

<pretsel> I found my TMBG/Drinky Crow t-shirt recently