Audrey:  I must confess that I am a star wars lego failure. Jumping is always my downfall.
Jeremiah:  That is literally true in the physical world and, in the Newtonian sense, inescapably so.

<@scromp> i now have an rss category called "pap"
<@scromp> why i didn't just delete them is an obvious but complex question

<scromp> the only saving grace is that when i am without signal i have a
ton of journey on my phone
<archon> that's pretty much better than wireless service
<scromp> i would take an iphone with a bunch of journey on a desert island
<scromp> JUST A SMALL TOWN SCROMP
<scromp> LIVING ON A DESERT ISLE
<archon> TOOK THE MIDNIGHT LIFE RAFT GOING ANYWHERE
<scromp> NIEL
<scromp> NE
<scromp> IL?
<scromp> AN ARCHON IN A SMOKEY ROOM

<adam> "Science. It Works Bitches" shirt was not a hit at work
<adam> no humor at christian software companies

<milf> that call was extremely painful
<milf> they are rescheduling without the video conference
<milf> the dude was doing ok on the questions though
<milf> anyhoo
<milf> the interviewing is worthwhile since it will help me get my interview answers together for my next job

<Mechant> ain't no party like a misanthrope party cuz a misanthrope party don't start

< shimr> we are too good to settle for worse.  we can make it the worst!

<@scromp> huh, they've opened official mountain bike trails next to work
<@scromp> that is pretty sweet
< dblaine> that would be badass, to xtreme it to the office
< dblaine> or are these more rick steves type bike trails
< nug> d is for dork
< nug> Rick Steves Pederast Through the Back Door
< dblaine> haha Rick Steves: Sexual Tourist
< dblaine> he would go on and on about the storied history of pederasty
< nug> no shit
< nug> that dude is wack
< dblaine> here is what i have become tho
< dblaine> on saturdays i usually do a bit of housework or some work form the office
< dblaine> and i reward myself by watching that rick steves' europe that got recorded at 2pm
< nug>
< dblaine> yes
< nug> so...
< nug>
< dblaine> you know that scene in ice pirates where they're manufacturing eunuchs?
< dblaine> that is what i feel like at that moment
< nug> you've convinced me to stop picking on you

scromp: What do you think about getting a farm truck? We can park it out back.
chime: Sure. We've got plenty of space in the driveway
scromp: No, I mean park it out in the yard behind the shed.
chime: No. NO! You are not parking a truck in the yard!
scromp: what?! I'll put it up on blocks!

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