You're a pain in my ass!

                     -geek

Want me to make you an egg?

                     -ton

< archon-> don't bring my mom into this just because your cool thing is stupid!

Joe sat as his dying wife's bedside.
Her voice was little more than a whisper.
	"Joe, darling," she breathed, "I've got a confession to make
before I go.  I ... I'm the one who took the $10,000 from your safe...
I spent it on a fling with your best friend, Charles.  And it was I who
forced your mistress to leave the city.  And I am the one who reported
your income-tax evasion to the I.R.S..."
	"That's all right, dearest, don't give it a second thought,"
whispered Joe. "I'm the one who poisoned you."

- /usr/share/games/fortunes/fortune

"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." - Abraham Lincoln

< Xach> do you ever let your eyes go out of focus and then you see faces in your code?

<arcas> happy birthday cheesy
* pakrat offers cheesy a woodchuck for his birthday.
<pakrat> Just come to my house and catch the bastard.
<squatch> pakrat: so did you post this CL ad?
<squatch> http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/grr/1289301464.html
<scromp> [ craigslist - best of craigslist: Woodchuck - Groundhog Meat - free ]
<nug> haha

Just in case anyone else finds themselves eating out with Caleb: "I only like square cheese. Not melted square cheese." - grilled cheese fail.

- bc on facebook

<spam> man
<spam> i was looking into how i goes about being an accounting major
<spam> Admission Criteria
<spam> Selective
<spam> Percentage of applicants offered admission: 105.0%
<spam> maybe i should not take accounting here

< pretsel> I would pay $30 to see you doing the 100m in rocket shoes