<Hoot> in a recent paper I actually wrote "Wikipedia says I am a
 'Millennial'.  What this means is that I can begin a sentence with the 
 phrase 'Wikipedia says.'"

<@scromp> http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/WTF/eating-the-baby-sandwich.jpg
< dblaine> rofl wtf
< snadra> err
< snadra> what even leads to that
<@scromp> culinary adventure!

<chime> Why do the Canadians have to have their Thanksgiving at the wrong time
 of year?
<scromp> eh, they're idiots.  they just *have* to be different I guess.
<chime> What do they have to be thankful for, anyway?

To: Darren
Subject: Thanks

Thanks!
 
Thanks,
-Phil 

You're a pain in my ass!

                     -geek

Want me to make you an egg?

                     -ton

< archon-> don't bring my mom into this just because your cool thing is stupid!

Joe sat as his dying wife's bedside.
Her voice was little more than a whisper.
	"Joe, darling," she breathed, "I've got a confession to make
before I go.  I ... I'm the one who took the $10,000 from your safe...
I spent it on a fling with your best friend, Charles.  And it was I who
forced your mistress to leave the city.  And I am the one who reported
your income-tax evasion to the I.R.S..."
	"That's all right, dearest, don't give it a second thought,"
whispered Joe. "I'm the one who poisoned you."

- /usr/share/games/fortunes/fortune

"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." - Abraham Lincoln

< Xach> do you ever let your eyes go out of focus and then you see faces in your code?