<Mechant> and brain cells do grow back 
<Mechant> sometimes the brain cells are totally not afraid of the police though

<nug> total publicity stunt
<nug> scromp your penis is huge. it is gigantic. how powerful is it?
<scromp> it could lift 156lbs
<nug> amazing! it's like...almost aloft, as if filled with helium
<scromp> helium has a lifting capacity of 1.02 kg/m3 (0.0640 lb/ft3)
<nug> which asshole did you pull that out of?

<snadra> I had a guy yesterday finally test the thing I set up for him, and he sent me a screenshot to show that it worked
<snadra> good thing he did, since he was testing the wrong app

<snadra> while I can appreciate somebody trying to figure out the problem before coming to me, in order to save me time troubleshooting, here's what I HATE:
<snadra> when you've already asked somebody else whose actual job it is, and since they didn't answer you within 10 minutes, you ask me 
<snadra> and your "figuring out" is all wrong and I waste 15 minutes answering your question only to learn that it's not the actual problem
<pretsel> huh.  I love that sort of thing
<dblaine> bleh
<pretsel> different strokes for different folks
<snadra> how could you love that?
<snadra> are you sick?
<pretsel> it's OPPOSITE day!

<nug> total publicity stunt
<scromp> it could lift 156lbs
<scromp> helium has a lifting capacity of 1.02 kg/m3 (0.0640 lb/ft3)
<nug> which asshole did you pull that out of?
<dblaine> an asshole similar to one that knows it was a "total" publicity stunt?
<nug> dude, I am more right than not
<scromp> i'm not sure why you always have to get so pissy when i have facts that counteract your kneejerk opinions!
<archon-> i just got my wave invite
<scromp> me too! 
<archon-> hooray
<nug> fuck 
<nug> still in the cold 
<nug> thanks, dblaine 
<dblaine> haha 
<dblaine> man do you have the whine flu or something?

<dblaine> it was pot roast :(
<dblaine> "Mmm I smell pot roast. Smells goo..." then I realize I'm standing at the urinal and i cried into it 
<dblaine> i cried into a goddamn urinal

<Hoot> in a recent paper I actually wrote "Wikipedia says I am a
 'Millennial'.  What this means is that I can begin a sentence with the 
 phrase 'Wikipedia says.'"

<@scromp> http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/WTF/eating-the-baby-sandwich.jpg
< dblaine> rofl wtf
< snadra> err
< snadra> what even leads to that
<@scromp> culinary adventure!

<chime> Why do the Canadians have to have their Thanksgiving at the wrong time
 of year?
<scromp> eh, they're idiots.  they just *have* to be different I guess.
<chime> What do they have to be thankful for, anyway?

To: Darren
Subject: Thanks

Thanks!
 
Thanks,
-Phil