<jim> i wanna be a beekeeper
<jim> we have bees on the farm
<jim> i want to do it because i am a little afraid of bees
<jim> staring into the abyss and all that
<jim> so far my only fears are drowning, bees, and girls
<jim> so that would knock off 33%
<Mechant> don't tell jim about the queen mer-bee

<Bob_Talbot> I love selling Ayn Rand books to these fat rednecks that come in
<Bob_Talbot> they're buying it for their teenage kids
<Bob_Talbot> and at no point do they realize that they are not the fucking 
 captains of industry

<archon-> yo dawg i hard you like java
<nug> i only hard your mom 
<archon-> oh you

< scromp> whenever i am blue, i try to keep a low profile so gargamel won't eat me

While watching Jamie, on MythBusters, hug a St. Bernard:
<k> Are they going to blow up that dog?!

< dblaine> i am sorry i threatened you with physical violence, nug.
< dblaine> that was uncouth.
< nug> it is illustrative of your pathology

<@scromp> http://www.homegrownevolution.com/2007/04/dog-cheese.html
< kris> ewwwww
< snadra> I'm certain I won't want to see anything at that url, scromp
< dblaine> god damn
<@scromp> i am the helpfulest mofo around
<@ton> dog cheese makes me queasy
<@scromp> he's not joking, haha
<@scromp> he's over there gagging

<Mechant> and brain cells do grow back 
<Mechant> sometimes the brain cells are totally not afraid of the police though

<nug> total publicity stunt
<nug> scromp your penis is huge. it is gigantic. how powerful is it?
<scromp> it could lift 156lbs
<nug> amazing! it's like...almost aloft, as if filled with helium
<scromp> helium has a lifting capacity of 1.02 kg/m3 (0.0640 lb/ft3)
<nug> which asshole did you pull that out of?

<snadra> I had a guy yesterday finally test the thing I set up for him, and he sent me a screenshot to show that it worked
<snadra> good thing he did, since he was testing the wrong app