< kris> kaileigh just asked me "momma, do you think that cats taste good? cause boo is always licking himself"

<Xach> you should also have punched their basset hound
<snadra> you don't think I'm that mean, do you?
<snadra> am I letting my bad day show?
* nug throws a sheet over dblaine 
<nug> snadra: all covered up now
* dblaine slips nug a ghostly birdfinger
<dblaine> flips!
<o-scrmp-o> haaaa
<nug> aiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeee

< snadra> I'm about to join a "lessons learned" call for the $PROJECT that I was testing a few weeks ago
< snadra> I can't decide if I should make "don't create crappy code" be a lesson or not
< snadra> "What was the most frustrating part of the project?"  Um, the result?

<ton> ordered a tree
<BlueCamel> a live one?
<ton> no
<ton> a zombie tree
<nug> with meat branches

<Xach> nug: do you think NBA players should voluntarily retire #23?
<nug> they should retire all prime numbers

<ton> I'd pay a Mexican dude six bucks to slice my cucumber!

<arcas> http://www.local15tv.com/mostpopular/story/Convicted-Felon-and-Others-Charged-after-Meth/mJ4r_TxpbUGa59o1ucwnFw.cspx
<arcas> "I don't think she did nothing what she done. Come on! Somebody's rolling black ball on her, something."
<dblaine> that has to be a made up language
<dblaine> like in Nell.
<dblaine> "Gy Anga chicabee black ball. Come on! Sepa tai!"

<jim> i wanna be a beekeeper
<jim> we have bees on the farm
<jim> i want to do it because i am a little afraid of bees
<jim> staring into the abyss and all that
<jim> so far my only fears are drowning, bees, and girls
<jim> so that would knock off 33%
<Mechant> don't tell jim about the queen mer-bee

<Bob_Talbot> I love selling Ayn Rand books to these fat rednecks that come in
<Bob_Talbot> they're buying it for their teenage kids
<Bob_Talbot> and at no point do they realize that they are not the fucking 
 captains of industry

<archon-> yo dawg i hard you like java
<nug> i only hard your mom 
<archon-> oh you