dbday Jan 25 20106670
< dblaine> i still can't stop trying to estimate the number of buttholes john mayer sees before breakfast :(
< Xach> prepping for a microsoft job interview?
 
scromp Jan 23 20106669
<slather> is it wrong that i am googling "paul harvey gay sex wav"?
 
dbday Jan 18 20106668
@toddbudnikas: <div id="twenty_third_wrapper"> is enough to make a man cry.
 
nug Jan 13 20106667
<nug> just replicate the taste of licking reamer_rick's nasal passage
<kris> yeah. not going to lick ricks snot shoot
<reamer_rick> adshfaglasugh
<reamer_rick> I categorically deny that any part of my body tastes like the holy host.
<reamer_rick> I think my great-grandfather was a tree dart frog anyway.
 
dbday Jan 13 20106666
<scromp> sometimes i hit enter!

[Just as long as you keep aiming for the stars, kid]
 
dbday Jan 10 20106665
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

- bsd fortunes
 
dbday Jan 08 20106664
"The way I see it, it's really not jumping the shark if you never come back down."

— Carver Edlund aka Chuck Shurley, Supernatural
 
dbday Jan 04 20106663
< nug> 20:47<scromp> we made pretty good time today..  until the end :/
< nug> 20:48<scromp> the last hundred miles to savannah took 3.5 hours
< nug> 21:38<nug> you need a more expensive car
< Xach> wow
< Xach> i haven't seen a good nug self-quote in ages
< scromp> 15:54<scromp> lol
< nug> happy new year
< Xach> oh, i still haven't seen one
< Xach> but your bad one reminded me of the good ones
< nug> Xach.karma -20
 
dbday Jan 03 20106662
"I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to 
read the description in the catalog: 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'"

- Eleanor Roosevelt
 
dbday Dec 17 20096661
There's no stopping the "me" generation. In the '60s they got all the
good drugs, in the '70s all the sex, in the '80s all the money, and now,
in the waning days of the aughts, they won't let go of all the jobs.
It's goes without saying that during the next decade they'll gobble up
all the good healthcare.

http://www.salon.com/tech/htww/2009/12/10/boomer_hegemony/index.html