"Some day you will move me almost to the verge of irritation by your chuckleheaded 
Goddamned fashion of shutting your Goddamned gas off without giving any notice to 
your Goddamned parishioners. Several times you have come within an ace of 
smothering half of this household in their beds & blowing up the other half by 
this idiotic, not to say criminal, custom of yours. And it has happened again to-
day. Haven’t you a telephone?

– Letter from Mark Twain to the Hartford City Gas Light Company, Feb. 12, 1891
http://www.futilitycloset.com/2010/01/26/customer-service/

< pretsel> it is a damn cold day to be grilling steaks.  but I guess that is why they were on sale
- Jan 26, 2009

<snadra> wow, it is suddenly snowing like crazy hard and it's windy enough to shake the house
<pretsel> woof.  I'm glad it is cass that is walking over to pick up paige from school and not me

< dblaine> i still can't stop trying to estimate the number of buttholes john mayer sees before breakfast :(
< Xach> prepping for a microsoft job interview?

<slather> is it wrong that i am googling "paul harvey gay sex wav"?

@toddbudnikas: <div id="twenty_third_wrapper"> is enough to make a man cry.

<nug> just replicate the taste of licking reamer_rick's nasal passage
<kris> yeah. not going to lick ricks snot shoot
<reamer_rick> adshfaglasugh
<reamer_rick> I categorically deny that any part of my body tastes like the holy host.
<reamer_rick> I think my great-grandfather was a tree dart frog anyway.

<scromp> sometimes i hit enter!

[Just as long as you keep aiming for the stars, kid]

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

- bsd fortunes

"The way I see it, it's really not jumping the shark if you never come back down."

— Carver Edlund aka Chuck Shurley, Supernatural