scromp Mar 02 20106682
<jim_> http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ram/ofc/1623848780.html
:: ->#achewood craigslist - 1 man office needs 2nd man/clerk
<jim_> 7.50 an hour, no criminal record, christian morals
<jim_> i sent em an email
<jim_> the only people who will work for 7.50 are convicted felons
<jim_> i also like how they're serious about christian morals but forgiveness
 ain't one of them
 
elric Feb 26 20106681
<lswilson>  yeah, I mean we're not even comfortable with code they're comfortable with, let's not get code they're not comfortable with
 
dbday Feb 26 20106680
< pretsel> don't you get it, snadra?  someone on the internet is wrong!!!
< snadra> I think you have me confused with an xkcd comic
 
nug Feb 25 20106679
<Xach> POJOs
<nug> no such thing
<dblaine> all java objects are special
<nug> in today's java world a POJO needs default constructor, getter and setter for each instance var, implements Serializable, implements hashCode(), implements equals(), implements toString()
<nug> am I missing anything?
<nug> unless POJO now stands for PileOfJavaObject
<pretsel> that pojo could shine if it would just let it's hair down and lost those glasses
<pretsel> maybe a outfit that showed of its figure instead of those baggy sweat shirts
 
scromp Feb 17 20106678
<martel> American science fiction writer and founder of the Church of Scientology
L. Ron Hubbard uses his Hubbard Electrometer to determine whether tomatoes experience pain, 1968. His work led him to the conclusion that tomatoes "scream when sliced."
<DrLazyBoy> I guess if you could create a religion that believes that humans were
put on the earth 50,000 yrs ago by aliens, anything else is possible...
<cheesy> Who is to say that a tomato doesn't have some sort of nervous system
<archon> me
<archon> a tomato doesn't have some sort of nervous system
 
nug Feb 14 20106677
<reamer_rick> trench foot presents fairly infrequently in IT workers but is not unprecedented
 
scromp Feb 07 20106676
"Every family should have a lever gun behind the kitchen door, if only to run off the the man from the bank."   -- Jason Steiner

re: "Bank of America forecloses on house that couple had paid cash for"
 
nug Feb 05 20106675
<*pretsel*> did you watch the evil sheep video?
<*nug>pretsel*> no!  I forgot
<*pretsel*> you are missing out on the biggest meme on the internets
<*pretsel*> it is taking over 
<*nug>pretsel*> omg
<*nug>pretsel*> ok, the link is on my google calendar now
<*pretsel*> I just hate for you to be a day behind on your memes
<*nug>pretsel*> it is ok
<*nug>pretsel*> I'm over 40
<*pretsel*> damn!  I forgot about you being so old
 
dbday Jan 28 20106674
< reamer_rick> Ah another fine day in the bit mines.  The sound of my co-workers patronizing each other wafting gently in the breeze.
< reamer_rick> Will a sissy slapfight break out?  Who knows?  Who cares?
< arcas> what are they fighting about?
< reamer_rick> how best to do each other's jobs instead of their own
< reamer_rick> I ran out of new music so I'm eavesdropping on them for a change.
 
dbday Jan 28 20106673
"Some day you will move me almost to the verge of irritation by your chuckleheaded 
Goddamned fashion of shutting your Goddamned gas off without giving any notice to 
your Goddamned parishioners. Several times you have come within an ace of 
smothering half of this household in their beds & blowing up the other half by 
this idiotic, not to say criminal, custom of yours. And it has happened again to-
day. Haven’t you a telephone?

– Letter from Mark Twain to the Hartford City Gas Light Company, Feb. 12, 1891
http://www.futilitycloset.com/2010/01/26/customer-service/