< steveny> the code was roughly
< steveny> hashmap.add(onothermap.getProperty("blah", "DEFAULT_VALUE"))
< steveny> if hashmap.empty() {}
< steveny> I asked, how the hell can the hash be empty
< steveny> the dude argued for 10 minutes
< steveny> and then said that it was "legacy"

<chime> "Aresa Biodetection, a Danish firm... has developed a flower that changes 
from green to red when its roots detect even trace amounts of nitrogen dioxide, 
which is used in explosives"
<chime> so they're going to sow fields of this stuff where landmines are hidden
<archaism> Janet Kagan must be so proud.

- found in a .txt file dated 21 Jun 2004

<scromp> who wants to be my werewolf boyfriend?
<slather> nug
<scromp> i don't think nug has the steely conviction to ride the moon cycle
<scromp> he would turn into a golden retriever or something and shit on the rug
<scromp> which is horrific I'm sure, but it's not really werewolf-level work
<nug> I'll shit through your damned heart plug
<scromp> he is also abusive

<martel> its when i see the temperature is 99degrees and notice the trees
are perfectly still that I imagine them screaming
<nug> hah
<rippy> there is unrest in the forest, there is trouble with the trees
<scromp> the oaks have formed a union and walmart broke their knees

<Xach> too god damn hot to work :(
<scromp> more like too god damn lazy
<scromp> ben franklin didn't have air conditioning but he didn't whine
about the heat when he was inventing freedom

<Xach> every time i fart i cons a megabyte

I gave up on Supreme Court hearings when I realized that opposition party Senators approach their question time as a chance to elicit some television coverage back home, in hopes to extract contributions from their most rabid supporters. Not unlike a band releasing an EP of live tracks or remixes between albums.    -- Todd Stump

< dblaine_> so when i run chrome i have some of andersca's code running
< Xach> nope
< Xach> only when you run safari
< andersca> Xach is 100% right
< dblaine_> i'm seeing your name in commit reviews in chromium
< dblaine_> so your commits to webkit never make it out to the forks?
< andersca> when I use a urinal, my pee eventually makes the water reservoirs but I don't tell people they're drinking my pee!

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< Xach> j3110: what the hell are you doing?
< j3110> I connect in through xmpp, an unfortunately, that spec didn't cover 
persistent connections very well
< nug> lol
< Xach> spec this

<kris> who the fuck is american ninja?  He looks like one of the Oak Ridge Boys.