<CerebusII> Hey ho.
<CerebusII> You'll like this.
<CerebusII> I was being forced to watch "The Chair" this evening.
<CerebusII> One of the questions was this:
<CerebusII> "What is the last word of the Pledge of Allegience?"
<CerebusII> 1) All
<CerebusII> 2) Your
<CerebusII> 3) Base
<CerebusII> 4) Belong

<*scromp>squatch*> shit.
<*scromp>squatch*> kim's dead.
<*scromp>squatch*> I gotta go.
<*squatch*> dead?
* scromp is away: wife dead
<*squatch*> i hope not

<archon> i'd do you
<Xach> i doubt it
<Xach> you'd probably laugh in my face
<archon> that's what i meant

<*chime*> I put peanut butter in the puppy's kong, so i can work on my 
 paper undisturbed

<*gnarl*> you know an easy way to troll cheesy
<*gnarl*> join #sackheads with a chick nick and flirt with him

Jesus helps me trick people!                   -- Indie Rock Pete

"the last thing IBM needs now is a vision."   Lou Gerstner, 1993

<ciani> yay, reboot and brownies
<ciani> brownies are best when they're warm
<archon> brownies are best when they're 12
<archon> nevermind

I always wondered what would happen if that bitch got some funding!  -- Spike

Mr. Hanky Get His Props, or Someone Send That Lawyer To Lolo:
"Pooh is very, very lucrative. Children live with him every day. They sleep 
with Pooh on their sheets, they wipe their faces with Pooh as they get out 
of the shower," said Bonnie Eskenazi, a lawyer representing the Slesinger 
family [who own the rights to Winnie the Pooh.]