<shimr> so Michelle was wearing a shirt that said "Bundle of Joy"
<shimr> but it was on her chest so I asked her shouldn't that be 'Bundles 
of Joy'? :)

<lway> hugger!
<brainslug> i guess hugger is growing breasts?
<hide> brainslug: excuse for hugger's breasts
<brainslug> hide: The recent proliferation of Nuclear Testing

<scruffy> my position will be what it always is at work...  bent over 
grabbing ankles waiting for managements next cruel thrust

<ton> tick tick whirr
<arcas> HHGTTG?
<ton> my mac experience when viewed thru the lens of a dying drive....sux
<scromp> hard drives are the achilles heel of our industry
<scromp> well that and software
<nug> and battery life
<scromp> that's just a limitation, not a death star exhaust port
<nug> oh, I didn't know we were talking science fiction/fantasy science
<scromp> battery life is like how the galactic fleet can only go as fast 
as jimbob's space pickup
<scromp> hard drives are like krypton exploding, except it happens all the 
damn time
<scromp> software is like the general maintenance state of the falcon
<scromp> shit just randomly breaking all the time
<scromp> and david is admiral akbar

<scruffy> and with ass-thru you could keep stacking

<nug> wap hats
<blaine> is that what you call the socks you beat into?

<ton> the agent is going to pay cause they don't want to lose the sale
<hide> lol
<hide> take the swing!
<ton> they originally wanted the fridge
<nug> we gave them the fridge
<ton> we're going to give it to habitat
<nug> haha
<ton> fuck them 
<ton> losers

<devin> what...the...fuck...  ICANN just approved .jobs as a TLD
* Quidity goes and gets steve
<hide> you beat me to it.
<retardo> I wonder what sort of kickback they got and from whom?
<retardo> ICANN approves .jobs and all you guys can think of is "steve"?
<retardo> What a bunch of geeks.

<scruffy> hey shimr, when do I start covering you tomorrow?

<scruffy> also, I feel like my shoulder is about to fall off
<shimr> stop that, you'll go blind that way