<arcas> why don't I have a mac? 
<hide> I often wonder that myself.
<arcas> I'll tell you why
<arcas> I've yet to see a killer app to make me switch
<hide> what's the Linux killer app? 

<CanyonMan> nothing pleases me like seeing a squirrel running around in 
circles and frantically scratching at its face, because it 
just ate a mouth full of CAYENNE PEPPER MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
little furry bastards

<shimr> just saw Harry Potter :)
<shimr> it really was the best of the 3...if for nothing else it had a
more grown up feel to it
<scruffy> so what?  yuo felt significantly less like a dirty old man
lusting after Hermione this time? :)

<cheesy> Nice. My system stuck in beachball
<cheesy> Reboot city
<cheesy> I blame hide
<nug> you blame your inability to operate a mac on hide?

<scruffy> I've already cut myself in about 3 places... and the fuselage 
isn't even together yet

<sungo> tubgirl cracks me up
<sungo> because they blur out her crotch
<dorian> yeah but not the .50 caliber asshole and poo fountain
<sungo> exactly
<dorian> like wtf
<sungo> i keep thinking "maybe she has an identifying mark there"
<sungo> but then i ask myself who would tatoo their name on their labia
<sungo> and i realize, she would.

<DoA> My machine was thrown off the network yesterday by IGS
<DoA> evidently I have a microsoft virus on it
<ton> ?
<DoA> it's a LINUX BOXEN!
<arcas> haha
<DoA> I had to provide a Clean Norton Scan to get it back on-line
<DoA> how do you get a clean norton scan on a linux box?

<anno> if it's penicillium you can get a crop of antibiotics out of it
<Somni> but antibiotics from hide's keyboard fur?  do we dare consider 
what else may be lurking in it?
<anno> then don't harvest it.  it may grow up to be a penis
* rjbs doesn't want to hear about the antibiotic-laden penis growing from 
hide's fur.

<scromp> heh, no one thought to change baler's ip in bacon's firewall :)
*** Netsplit baconhouse.sackheads.org <-> haybaler.sackheads.org quits: 

<shimr> "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?  I htink so, Brain, but
 where are we going to get a skunk to pose for an M$ O'Reilly book?"