* Nicolai drinks the Kool-Aid and orders a Powerbook
<ringel> one of us......  one of us......

<crab> what a stupid review
<crab> it's a review of a monochrome printer
<crab> and in "cons" it says "no colour"

<ton> I wonder if they have Macintosh bukkake

<cheesy> I am celibate
<nug> :/
<dawa> you should put out a an ad for yourself in the paper: SWM. Cute
British accent, yes its real just like Brad Pitt. Have powerbook, don't live
with Mum. Penis mostly functional. Wot more do you want.
<dawa> 'merkin girls love dat shit

* scruffy pimp-slaps shimr
<shimr> harder
<shimr> you hit like a girl
<scruffy> don't make me go upside your head!
<shimr> you're gonna give me head?

<arcas> heh.  maybe it's the cold medicine I'm taking but I'm actually
highly amused by most of the /. comments in the "superball" thread

<*scruffy*> who says you can't say "pull down your pants and bend over"
with numbers?

<hide> why the fuck am I watching this shit?
<scruffy> tv is sucking your mind away?
<scruffy> my advice is to go with it
<scruffy> TV is too powerful to fight

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<shimr> whose servers are those?
<shimr> spotter's?
<scruffy> no, obviously they are yours
<scruffy> duuh
<shimr> go back to giving your GI Joe dolls rim jobs
<scruffy> that would mean a trip back home, and as a conscientious 
employee, I'm afraid I can't do that