<dblaine> haha i think fire dick is a hoot

<mta> I never worked at IBM. I don't have to hate myself.

<dblaine> "DOOR! PEDESTRIAN! MY COLON CAN'T TAKE THIS!"
<dblaine> "Yea crazy people in the street...annnyway like I was saying..." *ZZOOOOMMMMMM*

<scromp> who wants to be my werewolf boyfriend?
<slather> nug
<scromp> i don't think nug has the steely conviction to ride the moon cycle
<scromp> he would turn into a golden retriever or something and shit on the rug
<scromp> which is horrific I'm sure, but it's not really werewolf-level work
<nug> I'll shit through your damned heart plug
<scromp> he is also abusive

<kris> who the fuck is american ninja?  He looks like one of the Oak Ridge Boys.

<k> can you cut the skin off my apple? 
<kris> does mr franklin? 
<k> no. he says it is good for us... guess i am eating the skin, huh?

<dblaine> he'd ninja star an electric tennis racket into your face

<nug> did you know that stockholm is built on a series of 15 islands?
<nug> and the vikings all joined motorcycle gangs
<andersca> yes
<andersca> that's why I had to leave

<pretsel> hmmmm. if one magnetic anklet is good, I'll bet 20 would be great
<pretsel> until I got stuck to the refrigerator I guess

<snadra> I swear to god, arcas, if this is one of your schemes I will punch you in the nose