| nug Aug 05 2010 | 6740 |
<dblaine> haha i think fire dick is a hoot |
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| nug Jul 31 2010 | 6738 |
<mta> I never worked at IBM. I don't have to hate myself. |
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| nug Jul 31 2010 | 6737 |
<dblaine> "DOOR! PEDESTRIAN! MY COLON CAN'T TAKE THIS!"
<dblaine> "Yea crazy people in the street...annnyway like I was saying..." *ZZOOOOMMMMMM* |
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| nug Jul 08 2010 | 6733 |
<scromp> who wants to be my werewolf boyfriend?
<slather> nug
<scromp> i don't think nug has the steely conviction to ride the moon cycle
<scromp> he would turn into a golden retriever or something and shit on the rug
<scromp> which is horrific I'm sure, but it's not really werewolf-level work
<nug> I'll shit through your damned heart plug
<scromp> he is also abusive
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| nug Jun 20 2010 | 6726 |
<kris> who the fuck is american ninja? He looks like one of the Oak Ridge Boys. |
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| nug Jun 08 2010 | 6722 |
<k> can you cut the skin off my apple?
<kris> does mr franklin?
<k> no. he says it is good for us... guess i am eating the skin, huh?
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| nug May 19 2010 | 6717 |
<dblaine> he'd ninja star an electric tennis racket into your face |
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| nug May 10 2010 | 6715 |
<nug> did you know that stockholm is built on a series of 15 islands?
<nug> and the vikings all joined motorcycle gangs
<andersca> yes
<andersca> that's why I had to leave |
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| nug Apr 28 2010 | 6703 |
<pretsel> hmmmm. if one magnetic anklet is good, I'll bet 20 would be great
<pretsel> until I got stuck to the refrigerator I guess |
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| nug Apr 14 2010 | 6693 |
<snadra> I swear to god, arcas, if this is one of your schemes I will punch you in the nose |
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