<chimei> i like coconuts
<squatch> you can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun

<Xach> at 5:27AM my normal iphone alarm went off and i put it on snooze
<Xach> but i heard a buzz! buzz! buzz! downstairs
<Xach> "honey, honey, your phone alarm is buzzing"
<Xach> she went downstairs and returned with my old 3gs which i had just plugged in the day before
<Xach> "you're lucky i don't shove this up your ass!" she said
<Xach> she was not happy to wake up at 5:27
<Xach> nobody was injured and nothing was damaged

<*scromp*> i got some cool breadboard-style pcbs
<*scromp*> new shit from ada
<*scromp*> and i am on the list to get one of the first beaglebones
<*scromp*> lots of "new" qis on youtube
<*nug>scromp*> I have no idea what you are on about
<*scromp*> ?
<*nug>scromp*> I question your '?'
<*nug>scromp*> am I supposed to make up some scenario where I am to do a little yogic flying and accurately determine what the equivalent question is for your '?'?
<*scromp*> did you know that kangaroos can't fart?
<*nug>scromp*> makes sense

<kris> some poor dude was strapped with 3 kids and had no idea what he was doing with them but his wife told him to take the kids to get their teeth cleaned
<kris> cluster fuck in chair 4
<kris> every time one of them would scream, my 18 month old would answer back
<kris> poor dude kept saying "she told me to bring them to get their teeth cleaned like it was no big deal" over and over
<kris> pretty sure he was seconds away from the fetal position on the floor or rocking
<chime> aww
<chime> poor guy
<kris> i couldn't help but laugh at him saying over and over "my day off..... she said it would be easy"

<zfree> are we having this meeting?
<cf> we?
<cf> can you define 'we'
<zfree> stafff meeting
<cf> yes, there is a staff meeting
<zfree> dangit!
<zfree> how'm i sposed to work?
<cf> there is also coffee at JavaCity
<cf> I am thinking we need to make a quick trip over there
<zfree> the meeting is at 2
<zfree> it is now 1:58
<zfree> are you the flash?
<cf> I am not going to that
<cf> you can go to that
<zfree> haha
<zfree> that's what i wuz talkin bout
<zfree> c ya at 3
<cf> you wanna get coffee, bro?
<cf> they have the mayan end times coffee
<cf> the singularity will come and you will be sitting in a meeting with no coffee 
<cf> and most likely drooling on yourself
<cf> I don't want to be like that

<dblaine> do you follow any successful sports teams, arcas?

<nug> what is the length of your telomeres?
<reamer_rick> is there a simple ratio I can use to calculate it from the length of the life-line on my palm?
<nug> that would be ideal
<reamer_rick> yep
<reamer_rick> I suppose if I had a really sweet electron microscope I could look at my telomeres directly.
<nug> if your insurance company asks for a digital photo of your hand next to a ruler you may want to refuse
<reamer_rick> unfortunately telomeres can't tell you if your life will be prematurely cut short by a freak meteoroid collision or bouncy castle smothering incident
<reamer_rick> haha
<dblaine> "Dear Mr. nug, please stop sending us pictures of your penis next to a ruler along with a letter of complaint."
<dblaine> "Yours truly, God"

<hide> found the spawner
<hide> we now have a pig saddle

<reamer_rick> then I realized that they didn't have to be right, they just had to be repetitive

<reamer_rick> I have cleverly avoided these controversies by having a lobectomy performed on the part of my brain responsible for appreciating music or, for that matter, human joy.