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<slather> onto my rapidly shrinking scrotum
<slather> bah
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<slather> onto my rapidly shrinking scrotum
<slather> wtf
* slather slumps
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http://www.williamshatner.com/Article333.phtml

<dbday> im about to go into an unknown firefight on the inlaws computer
<dbday> i've got a few windows rescue cds burned, and secunia scan tool
<nug>  utlimate boot dvd
<dbday> any other antimalware/antivirus stuff i should have besides secunia, spybot, adaware, the virus scanners?
<nug> so that you can blast the drive and start over
<nug> there is also http://www.ubuntu.com/GetUbuntu/download
<nug> sorry about the thinly masked derision but that sounds like a waste of a Sunday to me 
<dbday> hah "My life coach advises me that I'm to tell you to fuck off or completely wipe your computer. Now, don't thank me, but I don't have any time to actually make sure you know how to use this computer after I completely replace the operating system."
<dbday> "Actually, here's the disk. Just hit yes to everything. And...tuxracer is fun. Bye now."

<blaine> they really get to register .gov sites now? crazy.
<reamer_rick> Obama Transition
<reamer_rick> otrans
<reamer_rick> weblogic:weblogic, tomcat:tomcat, admin:<> unsuccessful
<blaine> registered via the General Services Administration
<blaine> how did you find this, scromp?
<reamer_rick> a network of spies in C.H.O.A.M.
<reamer_rick> maybe a Face Dancer or two
<blaine> if they pull my heartplug over this i am ratting you out
<reamer_rick> Maybe you'll just warrant an antidotecat.
<blaine> Antidocat is Watching You Milk
* blaine shudders

<pretsel> my daughter had a school assignment where she had to survey family members and then graph the results
<pretsel> she chose "Do you like cats?" as her question
<pretsel> cass and I were the only no votes
<nug> I think she rigged the survey
<dbday> cats are bottomless pits of unrewarding need
<pretsel> hah.  I should have had her call you, dbday
<Xach> it has to be a random sample
<nug> dbday can be pretty random 

<scromp> the indian moon mission is apparently in search of "precious meats"
<scromp> did nobody tell them there are not going to be meats on the moon
<nug> I thought it would be funnier if we let them find the cow we put up there last week
<pretsel> surprise cow!

kai: What is that monstie (godzilla) doing? 
grandpa: He is angry like your boopy was in the airport (stuffed toy scanned and patted down).
kai: Oh, that makes sense. I'd be mad too if someone thought I had a bomb in my butt.

<dblaineday> this is like finding out i fathered kevin federline or something

<dbday> i will send you the first dune book if you send me a book you think i would benefit from reading
<dbday> smartass selections will be dicktapped and returned
* Xach crosses "The Art of Reasoning" off the list

nug: I am going to get you a point bean someday
kris: Why would you do that?
nug: Because you are always saying "the point bean"
kris: shut up! go away, Bob (Newhart)

<dblaineday> WTF! NPR is talking about miley cyrus!?
<pretsel> I felt so betrayed by miley.  how could she do that to her fans
<pretsel> when paige was reading this month's issue of vanity fair she dropped her martini and almost fell out of her chair