<dblaine> hah just now as rita left d to go to bed "I love you, good night!" "I don't love you." "That's alright. Good night..."
<dblaine> d, sputtering "But I don't *love* you!"
<dblaine> rita "Go to sleeeep."
<dblaine> now he is up there having the conversation with himself and his night light "Good night I love you." "I don't love you." "Oh that makes me very very sad. We get up now."
<nug> lol
<nug> "How could that not work, night light?"
<nug> if he comes up with "red rum" you need to get his ass out of bed

<reamer_rick> what dark god have I offended
<reamer_rick> I'm sitting in this motherfucking agile room
<reamer_rick> in a Herman Miller Aeron Fartgrater
<reamer_rick> I should be sitting pretty, right?
<reamer_rick> my two hipster colleagues to the left and right of me are sitting on giant exercise balls
<reamer_rick> and there's a slope so when the guy on my port side gets up his stupid spherical-ass chair rolls into me
<reamer_rick> fffffffffuuuuuuuuuu
<arcas> so kick it across the room
<reamer_rick> I also heard rumours that this guy drinks colloidal silver
<reamer_rick> I hope he gets argyria 
<reamer_rick> I have half a mind to kick it across the room.  My desk is clean but everyone else's is a squalid fucking landfill.
<reamer_rick> If this thing goes bashing through the room like the boulder in Raiders of the Lost Ark I'm sure my workstation will be the only one that is not adversely
affected.
<nug> is one of the hipsters wearing sheer socks?
<reamer_rick> No, but at least one of them wears clip shoes to go with their bike.

<reamer_rick> oh no oh no oh no
<reamer_rick> he asked me where the "caret" was
<reamer_rick> I told him to hold down shift and push 6
<reamer_rick> he's fucking with me
<reamer_rick> i know he must be fucking with me
<reamer_rick> he asked me who the hell uses a caret so I gave him to beautiful use cases
<reamer_rick> 1) You suddenly forget dos2unix exists.  So instead you go into vi and you do :$s/Ctrl-Shift-6Ctrl-M// BAM your CRLFs are gone.
<reamer_rick> 2) your delete key and backspace keys are missing... and you're in overstrike mode because your insert key isn't missing
<reamer_rick> and you need to join two words with a space between them together
<reamer_rick> fucking OWNED

<*nug>pretsel*> you fucked up girls night!
<*pretsel*> I've already been informed that I am an asshole for making cass look like an asshole

<chimei> i like coconuts
<squatch> you can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun

<Xach> at 5:27AM my normal iphone alarm went off and i put it on snooze
<Xach> but i heard a buzz! buzz! buzz! downstairs
<Xach> "honey, honey, your phone alarm is buzzing"
<Xach> she went downstairs and returned with my old 3gs which i had just plugged in the day before
<Xach> "you're lucky i don't shove this up your ass!" she said
<Xach> she was not happy to wake up at 5:27
<Xach> nobody was injured and nothing was damaged

<*scromp*> i got some cool breadboard-style pcbs
<*scromp*> new shit from ada
<*scromp*> and i am on the list to get one of the first beaglebones
<*scromp*> lots of "new" qis on youtube
<*nug>scromp*> I have no idea what you are on about
<*scromp*> ?
<*nug>scromp*> I question your '?'
<*nug>scromp*> am I supposed to make up some scenario where I am to do a little yogic flying and accurately determine what the equivalent question is for your '?'?
<*scromp*> did you know that kangaroos can't fart?
<*nug>scromp*> makes sense

<kris> some poor dude was strapped with 3 kids and had no idea what he was doing with them but his wife told him to take the kids to get their teeth cleaned
<kris> cluster fuck in chair 4
<kris> every time one of them would scream, my 18 month old would answer back
<kris> poor dude kept saying "she told me to bring them to get their teeth cleaned like it was no big deal" over and over
<kris> pretty sure he was seconds away from the fetal position on the floor or rocking
<chime> aww
<chime> poor guy
<kris> i couldn't help but laugh at him saying over and over "my day off..... she said it would be easy"

<zfree> are we having this meeting?
<cf> we?
<cf> can you define 'we'
<zfree> stafff meeting
<cf> yes, there is a staff meeting
<zfree> dangit!
<zfree> how'm i sposed to work?
<cf> there is also coffee at JavaCity
<cf> I am thinking we need to make a quick trip over there
<zfree> the meeting is at 2
<zfree> it is now 1:58
<zfree> are you the flash?
<cf> I am not going to that
<cf> you can go to that
<zfree> haha
<zfree> that's what i wuz talkin bout
<zfree> c ya at 3
<cf> you wanna get coffee, bro?
<cf> they have the mayan end times coffee
<cf> the singularity will come and you will be sitting in a meeting with no coffee 
<cf> and most likely drooling on yourself
<cf> I don't want to be like that

<dblaine> do you follow any successful sports teams, arcas?