<spamantha> maps, maps, maps.
<maps> *Where is the pattern maps works on*.
<spamantha> !
<The_Overmind> holy crap
<scromp> wow
* scromp blinks
<Hoot> ...
<Matt> meta
<scromp> maps, are you skynet?
<maps> Being a parent _would_ be cool.

<Hoot> maps, why do you hate me
<maps> Because i do not love me.

<O> People that work at veterinary hospitals tend to make sure that
 they're going to hell
<O> Just in case the rainbow bridge really exists
<O> We remember all those dogs, we don't want to spend eternity with them

<andersca> should I order from  http://www.amazingbeerclub.com/ or http://www.beermonthclub.com/
<dbday> trick question? you should order from www.apple.com!
<andersca> apple only has "mac of the month club"
<dbday> aka 'the upgrade plan'

<Bobmagus> man this clone wars shit on cartoon network is stupid
<Bobmagus> let's have a show about characters who are all dead except not
 in this show because it is set before that
<scromp> you are not sounding like a very good sci fi fan
<scromp> it is your duty to enjoy such scenarios
<Bobmagus> hahah
<Bobmagus> I WILL NOT
<scromp> go watch star trek reruns, bitch
<scromp> where everything is clean and ethical
<scromp> where they have a PRIME DIRECTIVE
<scromp> and a glorious galactic communist government
<Bobmagus> Hells yes
<scromp> where money is abolished and everyone has food
<scromp> YOU GO WATCH THAT
<Bobmagus> Good times.

COURIC: Why isn't it better, Governor Palin, to spend $700 billion helping middle-class families who are struggling with health care, housing, gas and groceries; allow them to spend more and put more money into the economy instead of helping these big financial institutions that played a role in creating this mess?

PALIN: That's why I say I, like every American I'm speaking with, were ill about this position that we have been put in where it is the taxpayers looking to bail out. But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health-care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy, helping the—it's got to be all about job creation, too, shoring up our economy and putting it back on the right track. So health-care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions and tax relief for Americans. And trade, we've got to see trade as opportunity, not as a competitive, scary thing. But one in five jobs being created in the trade sector today, we've got to look at that as more opportunity. All those things under the umbrella of job creation. This bailout is a part of that.

People need to paste some more goddamn fortunes up in this bitch.
You know you giggle at shit during the day.  Get on it.  Share the
wealth.  By not pasting your fortunes you are tacitly admitting that 
you have no sense of humor.  Get back to work!

<Xach> do you think i could be an iphone programmer?
<Xach> my qualifications? one time i kissed a girl
<archon-> sorry, immediate disqualification

<scromp> toddlers are the perfect anti-telemarketer weapon
<scromp> phone rings, caller id blocked, hand the phone to ben
<scromp> hilarity ensues
<DaCheese> hahaha
<sushijones> hahaha
<sushijones> You're evil and I hate you
<scromp> are you a telemarketer?
<sushijones> Survey dude
<sushijones> Same thing basically
<scromp> then likewise!
<scromp> glad to meet you
<sushijones> yeah

<BOB> yeah when your wife is watching some vintage porn
<BOB> don't say "Is that your mom?"
<BOB> that is the wrong thing to say