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<Xach> hey andersca 
<andersca> Xach: hi
<andersca> i got a letter from the department of homeland security
<Xach> did it say stop farting so much?
<andersca> how did you know that

"I just received 'mouth to ass' about 40 times."    -- MTA

<chupi> David, what is the workflow for-
<ton> SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!!!!

<jim> if there's grass on the field then it is old and wrecked

<Xach> i used to keep all kinds of #doom logs
<dblaine> i dropped a doom log into the porcelain directory just this morning

<jim_> http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ram/ofc/1623848780.html
:: ->#achewood craigslist - 1 man office needs 2nd man/clerk
<jim_> 7.50 an hour, no criminal record, christian morals
<jim_> i sent em an email
<jim_> the only people who will work for 7.50 are convicted felons
<jim_> i also like how they're serious about christian morals but forgiveness
 ain't one of them

<martel> American science fiction writer and founder of the Church of Scientology
L. Ron Hubbard uses his Hubbard Electrometer to determine whether tomatoes experience pain, 1968. His work led him to the conclusion that tomatoes "scream when sliced."
<DrLazyBoy> I guess if you could create a religion that believes that humans were
put on the earth 50,000 yrs ago by aliens, anything else is possible...
<cheesy> Who is to say that a tomato doesn't have some sort of nervous system
<archon> me
<archon> a tomato doesn't have some sort of nervous system

"Every family should have a lever gun behind the kitchen door, if only to run off the the man from the bank."   -- Jason Steiner

re: "Bank of America forecloses on house that couple had paid cash for"

<slather> is it wrong that i am googling "paul harvey gay sex wav"?

<cheesy> You seriously like [Borderlands] better than [Fallout 3]?
<hide> more than seriously
<cheesy> No taste
<hide> I like to kill people, not talk to them
<hide> if I wanted to talk to people, I wouldn't have gone into computers
<isosceles> hah
<isosceles> i went into computers for the money
<isosceles> so i can spend it
<isosceles> with people
<archon> i went into computers for the bitches
<cheesy> How did that work out for you?
<archon> well i met you
* archon zing!