<Mechant> "I believe the list of things that can be mongered is confined
 to: war, hate, fear, and -- for some reason -- fish. I've never understood
 what the fish-mongers did to get on that list."

<reamer_rick> sigh, in the distance I can hear my manager and the dev.
team manager berating a vendor
<reamer_rick> it's so good to hear some people getting as surly and
passionate as me at long last
<reamer_rick> it's like one of them is holding the vendor down and the
other one is taking a dump on their chest
<reamer_rick> metaphorically
<reamer_rick> steamer on the sternum
<pretsel> are they doing this in a sexy way or a mean way?
<reamer_rick> Personally, I fail to see the difference.

<Hoot> I need to find a lady who understands the horror of existence

<chime> Let one of my sons never begin a phone call to the other with, "Your
mom is a lying ho-bag."

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<Xach> hey andersca 
<andersca> Xach: hi
<andersca> i got a letter from the department of homeland security
<Xach> did it say stop farting so much?
<andersca> how did you know that

"I just received 'mouth to ass' about 40 times."    -- MTA

<chupi> David, what is the workflow for-
<ton> SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!!!!

<jim> if there's grass on the field then it is old and wrecked

<Xach> i used to keep all kinds of #doom logs
<dblaine> i dropped a doom log into the porcelain directory just this morning

<jim_> http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ram/ofc/1623848780.html
:: ->#achewood craigslist - 1 man office needs 2nd man/clerk
<jim_> 7.50 an hour, no criminal record, christian morals
<jim_> i sent em an email
<jim_> the only people who will work for 7.50 are convicted felons
<jim_> i also like how they're serious about christian morals but forgiveness
 ain't one of them