* Xach quivers and feels sick
<darrenbd> ?
<Xach> it's just the wednesday malaise
* darrenbd signs heavily
* slather picks up the pad, runs a pencil over the sheet below and
reveals darrenbd's signature

I might not be there Friday night -- I'm making an emergency trip back to 
my hometown.  There's this girl I went to high school with and she was 
gorgeous and I always wanted to date her but when I asked her out, she 
said "Yeah right, after pigs fly."  ... Well, I looked at the newspaper 
this morning and the front-page headline was "Swine Flu!" so I don't want 
to miss this opportunity.
    --Scot

<chime> just ran across a house listing
<chime> for a mobile home... with granite countertops
<lway> lol
<chime> and tile in the bathroom
<chime> if your countertops cost more than your dwelling, stop.
<lway> well if you're going to put in granite countertops it's good
that you can take them with you

<hugger> wohoo..
* hugger hits 181 lb
<hugger> finally fits back into his *sexy* pants
<scruffy> sexy?  do they cover your face or something?

<kris> oh well crap. 1sec
<kris> i'm googling dog penis

Darren: Would you try blood pudding?
Rita: <look of disgust mixed with pondering> I would try someone else's.
Darren: What if you liked it? What would you do?
Rita: Cry.

<chime> it's easy to be pure when you have no idea what the hell is going on

"Have you SEEN 'Peter Pan' lately?  I'm sorry, but Tinkerbell is a little bitch."
  -- Shanon

We lose you once, shame on us.
We lose you twice, it goes on a shirt.

     -- snadra, on losing Yosh at summit

(An overheard cell phone conversation between mother and 7-yr-old daughter...)

Hi honey!  I'm on the plane and getting ready to leave.  Then I'll be home.
Yes, Mommy is very tired.
Oh, guess what!  Their cat had a kitten!
Well, she had two kittens, but one of them passed away.
Yes, we'll pray for it when I get home.
Umm, well, uh... why don't you ask *Grandma* where babies come from?
Yes, the kitten was very cute.
Well, it came from... um... it came out of her... um... her...
Can we talk about this when I get home?
Yes, Coco and Brownie and boyfriend and girlfriend.
Yes, they kissed and that's how they got babies.
That's why you shouldn't kiss.  Kissing gets you babies, okay?
Look honey, the airplane man is telling me to get off the phone now.
Okay, bye.  Love you!