<*snadra>kris*> dennis is on his way out dropping stuff off places
<*snadra>kris*> including your garden hose
<*kris*> is that dennis?
<*kris*> in the box truck now?
<*snadra>kris*> probably
<*kris*> heh yep
<*snadra>kris*> hehe
<*kris*>  <joseph> theres some italian looking dood out here in a
  giant truck.... and hes got... a hose???
<*snadra>kris*> hahaha

<pretsel> cass let david pick out a toy to buy the other day.  he
  selected the male barbie doll named blaine
<blaine> hahaha jesus christ man
<nug> hahaha
<arcas> haha
<Hollis> LLOL
<kris> i told you there was a manbarbie!!!!
<pretsel> kris: that's actually what we refer to him as most of the
  time. "David, where's your manbarbie?"
<pretsel> I only slip up and call it blaine when it's shorts are off
  and I see its smooth wall

"There are donuts is both break room help you self.  Yoa-Chin, Lui is retirement tommorrow and she would like for you to enjoy a donuts or muffin."

-- mass email from our secretary

 blaine: Look at that tree.  I love it.  It's so... pastoral.  If that tree had 
         boobs, I'd be all over it.
slather: I think it's got a knothole somewhere.

I love it, because it's just *messing* with people.
It's like... I'm not hurting you, but I'm totally screwing with your mind!
  - Shanon

<kris> he looked at me like i was a moron
<kris> im use to that look though

<kris> i like bigbuttsandicannotlie
* arcas looks at kris
<kris> sometimes you just have to say whatever pops into your mind
<arcas> if I did that, I'd get slapped a lot
<kris> there is a time and a place for everything young arcas
<snadra> the other day, mom and shanon were discussing taking Emily up
  a size in diapers, and I said, "oh my god.  would you look at her butt.  
  it is so.  big."
<snadra> they just stared at me
<whitaker> hahahaha

"I just do whatever the man with the stick tells me to do"
   -- Cassondra, while playing craps

  lway: Crap.  My favorite lip gloss is done.
travis: Suck it up, Princess.

* scromp attempts to make the case that nuns are easy
<scromp> cuz they are naive and don't know the tricks
* scromp tries to maintain straight face
* scromp describes nuns as "primo tang"
<scromp> if there is a hell, i am going to it