<scromp> the only saving grace is that when i am without signal i have a
ton of journey on my phone
<archon> that's pretty much better than wireless service
<scromp> i would take an iphone with a bunch of journey on a desert island
<scromp> JUST A SMALL TOWN SCROMP
<scromp> LIVING ON A DESERT ISLE
<archon> TOOK THE MIDNIGHT LIFE RAFT GOING ANYWHERE
<scromp> NIEL
<scromp> NE
<scromp> IL?
<scromp> AN ARCHON IN A SMOKEY ROOM

<shimr> Mags and I had replaced one of her toilets about a month ago and
it was way easier than I thought it would be
<whitaker> yeah i dont think its too bad to replace one, the seal is the
key
<whitaker> but most of them have that wax ring now, you just gotta line
it all up
<shimr> yes it is most precious, the one ring to bring them all and in
the darkness bind them
<nug> dude, you are wack
<shimr> ok you try sitting on your throne without the one ring and see
what kind of mess you end up in

<darrenbd> when i was a child my mom convinced me that my legal name was Little Debbie
<darrenbd> and that they called me Darren because it was easier

<erin> Those knives the Hensleys gave us are totally awesome.
<erin> You just set it next to the onion and sssp the top falls off.
<erin> I'll have 9 fingers within the week.

<arcas> "A Norwegian church where the taps had been turned off because of
freezing temperatures was forced to use a substitute liquid in a baptism
ceremony - specifically, lemon-flavoured cola. "
<blaine> the power of christ carbonates you!
<arcas> "I baptize you in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Coke"
<shimr> lemon-flavoured sounds more like the Holy Sprite

From facebook:
<Brian> is once again somewhat astounded at the amount of
hardware we have on and orbiting Mars, operational or not.
<Porter> Well, where else you gonna put it?
<Darren> eBay
<Brian> AAAAA+++ WOULD LAUNCH AGAIN

[impromptu poetry]
<ton> empty budweiser tallboy with a straw in it rolling across the road
<dawa> and no gas in georgia
<martel> guess my bank accounts will be fucked

<arcas> nicholasville road was a lot less congested at 8:20 than I
 thought it'd be
<blaine> they put in antihistamedians

<scromp> reservations are made on a fist-come basis
<scromp> eek
<scromp> i don't think i want that
<otaku_p0pe> reservations for what
<scromp> it doesn't matter, it's fist-come
<scromp> how does that even work
<dawa> fist-come sounds like it hurts
<dawa> HELLO MCFLY, URETHRA IS SMALL

<archon> what the
<archon> ama-spammed!
<blaine> "Announcing Our New Amazon Store: PERSCIpTions 4 LEs5"
<blaine> "People who shopped for C1alis also shopped for: V1arga, Trojan
 Brand Hot Tip Sensual Oil, Disney's Pocahantas, Universty Diplomas"