<scromp> pardon me boy, is that some taco doggy poo poo?
<scromp> laying there on the floor?
<scromp> it wasn't down there before

[on the dangers of WoW addiction]
<chime> sad, there was a thing on npr this morning about a platinum
 mine in africa and my first thought was "ooh, i'll have to remember
 that for later"

[RE: UK football]
<arcas> overheard someone at S&S Tire saying someone left 2 tickets
 under their windshield wiper with a sign offering them for free.
 when he returned, there were 4 more tickets.

<scromp> Four words that say "Someone had a worse day than you":
<scromp> "Floods hit Somali lepers"

[following the posting of a photo of Star Wars stormtroopers in a WalMart parking lot]
<blaine> walmart? stormtroopers?
<blaine> "...this fully operational Supercenter!"
<scromp> But I was going to the automotive section to pick up some power converters!
<scromp> i find your lack of rebates disturbing.
<scromp> This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the imprisonment of 
         Stewart, and will soon see the end of K-Mart!
<cheesy> Aren't you a little short to be a shopper?
<dawa> Fred, shut down all rebates on isle 14, shut down all rebates on isle 14!
<cheesy> Negative, negative, we have a ketchup spill here. Give us a few minutes
         to lock it down. Large spill, very dangerous!
<scromp> Volume is what gives a Wal*Mart its power. It's an economic lever created
         by all our shoppers. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the 
         country together.
<dawa> Walmart, You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
       We must be cautious.
<martel> Good. Use your aggressive bargaining. Let the discounts flow through you.
<cheesy> Help us FTC, you're our only hope!
<dawa> I just made a deal that will keep the Wallmart out of our town forever.
<martel> You weak minded fool. He's using an old Jedi pricing trick.
<scromp> I see you have constructed a new mop bucket. Your skills are complete, 
         indeed you are are industrious as the Manager has forseen.
<scromp> At that low price we won't last long against those Supercenters!
<blaine> "Shop at Target..." "The Walmarts are closer!" "Shop at Target!"
         "They're undercutting us!"
<dawa> What an incredible BARGAIN you've discovered

<scromp> soap, ballot, jury
<chime> boxes
<blaine> head, nixon, trickle
<chime> dicks?
<snadra> tea, athletic, stanley
<blaine> CUP!
<blaine> korben, cowboys, debbie does
<chime> dallas
<snadra> horse, shoo, butter
<chime> fly
<whitaker> chair, strong, wrestle
<chime> arm
<scromp> bus, spot, hits
<blaine> if you just put together 3 random words i am going to <donkey,
 rum, and judy> you
*scromp apologizes for being bad

<scromp> haha.. Rove says that when Bush was staring at the camera
 blankly for 10 seconds at a time, he was "pausing for emphasis"
<scromp> maybe he thinks "emphasis" is some kind of brain disease

<arcas> crocodile hunter --> snakemaster
<arcas> soon to be followed by badger barron, moose maestro, hedgehog
 honcho...
<arcas> ocelot overlord, alligator ayatollah
<scromp> don't forget the dingo dominator
<arcas> Robin Hood, Prince of Bees
<arcas> The Sturgeon General
<arcas> The Codfather
<arcas> Marlin Brando - he's going to make you an otter you can't refuse
<scromp> he was good in Apocalypse Cow
<arcas> Fish Gordon was good
* arcas stops now

<meri> The new Star Wars bonus DVD erases elements of your Xbox's
 firmware without informing you or giving you a chance to decline.
 This is apparently deliberate, as part of an "anti-piracy" effort
 aimed at punishing people who play the Star Wars DVD bonus disk
 in a modded Xbox.
<blaine> so thx1138 was basically george lucas's hope for the future

<richier> Oh the irony
<richier> Missing Sara Lee exec found frozen
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<arcas> "Nobody does frozen executive like Sara Lee!"