<scromp> my neighbors think we are such freaks
<scromp> they have caught me demanding the "password" from barking dogs
 at the door before
<scromp> now they hear me yelling "philistines!!" at them
<scromp> i just can't be bothered to look and see if there are neighbors
 before i act like myself. i need to live out in the woods.

<rachel> i went to the acupuncturist
<rachel> it was very very weird
<blaine> did a little clay doll of you die?

<AB> Today = 35th anniversary of the Apollo Moon Landing
<blaine> i think i'll celebrate by catching a weekend flight to the lunar
 hilto...oh that's right WE SUCK

<chime> he dragged me kicking and screaming into the 21st century today
<chime> <- upgraded cellphone
<scromp> you should have seen her trepidation, it was actually a miniboss
 I had to defeat in order to enter the cingular store
<scromp> hint: when the spines flash blue, hit it in the forehead with
 a bomb

<blaine> man, this working is putting a serious hurt on my good mood
<blaine> i need to start planning my transition from morlock to eloi

<scromp> I got some nifty ass earmuffs
<scromp> they amplify sounds until they hig 85db, then they cut'em down
<scromp> so you can talk and it's all good but when something loud
 happens it's quiet
<martel> can i get one that works tha opposite way? i'd like to be
 perpetually startled. kthx

<scromp> " It's the headline I've been waiting my whole life for!
<scromp> Zombies Push Jesus from Top of North American Box Office"

*** AB is now known as |
<|> In March, California researchers reported that San Francisco-area
 women have three to 10 times as much chemical flame retardant in their
 breast tissue as European or Japanese women.
*** | is now known as AB
<AB> This means that the breasts of our American women are less likely
 to catch fire.
<AB> I consider this a bonus, frankly.

<slather> i'm going to have to bring you some coffee
<scromp> we already do the whole beans, etc, it just goes into a maker
<scromp> plus i have a really nice set of maker hooks that i'd hate to
 see go to waste
* cheesy imagines scromp having a maker in the back yard for spice coffee
<scromp> bless the maker and his water. may his passing make me coffee.

<arcas> "Sharon Stone's love scene with pint-sized Joe Pesci in "Casino"
 has been voted the worst of all time... It's like one of the munchkins
 got a shot at Dorothy from 'The Wizard of Oz.' "
<blaine> haha gah
<blaine> "We represent the Lollipop GUILLLLD!"