<nug> a guy was arrested here at work yesterday.  put in handcuffs by the
      cops and escorted from the building. charged with 4th degree assault
<nug> today he is being referred to as "the arrested developer"

<scromp> kloc is the only metric worth tracking
<dblaine> is that some netapp thing?
<scromp> ibm invented it i think :)
<scromp> the most discredited metric in computing
<scromp> and still people think it might be a good idea sometimes
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<scromp> we had a guy propose it here a month or two ago
<scromp> he was nearly hung from the rafters
<dblaine> lol
<dblaine> yea that's horsewhipping right there
<scromp> the main thing that prevented it was simply the lack of rafters
<nug> haha

<Xach> we have done way less one-on-one counting and alphabet stuff with
 isaac. we are bad.
<darrenbday> oh hahaha *us*?
<darrenbday> this is the day care doing this shit
<darrenbday> we've taught daniel how to doublefist cookies

(re: Bento)
<chime> mmm... chocolate for breakfast
<chime> have fun with that, speechlady!

<snadra> Microwave for 1 and a half minutes (700W) and the mix will
         solidify. Poke a small hole and microwave again for 30 seconds. Put a 
         stick in it and let it cool down in the freezer. Remove the stick and 
         voila, you have a vagina :-D . It really feels like real flesh, very 
         soft and tender.
<snadra> ack wrong channel
<snadra> sigh now I have some explaining to do

<Gollum_> ls -alt
<Gollum_> damn sloopy focus
<squatch> damn 1996 reference

<snadra> wow, it is suddenly snowing like crazy hard and it's windy enough to shake the house
<pretsel> woof.  I'm glad it is cass that is walking over to pick up paige from school and not me

You're a pain in my ass!

                     -geek

Want me to make you an egg?

                     -ton

<arcas> happy birthday cheesy
* pakrat offers cheesy a woodchuck for his birthday.
<pakrat> Just come to my house and catch the bastard.
<squatch> pakrat: so did you post this CL ad?
<squatch> http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/grr/1289301464.html
<scromp> [ craigslist - best of craigslist: Woodchuck - Groundhog Meat - free ]
<nug> haha