<scromp> do you remember when the secret identities of crafty
 web-bloggers chica and jo were first broken to the public at large?
<Xach> never forget
<Xach> i call it "the 9/11 on 4/22"
<snadra> haha

<elric> You've seen the first part of Pirates of the Caribbean, right?
Where Jack Sparrow steps off the ship onto the dock just as the top of the
ship sinks?  That's me at IBM.  :)

<kris>i never thought of it until i was witness to a 3yr old
 that sneezed on a his cake and then people sliced the bitch up and ate it
<kris> bitch = cake...not the kid

<blaine> haha "Gov. Sarah Palin denounced wasteful expenditure on
 fruit-fly research, adding for good xenophobic and anti-elitist measure that
 some of this research took place "in Paris, France" and winding up with a
 folksy "I kid you not.""
<shimr> omg they don't even talk american over there
<pretsel> that shit makes my blood boil
<shimr> how can they possibly know what they're talkin' about?
<blaine> pretsel: does it ease your boiling blood to imagine the tinkling
 of a jazz piano behind her statements?
<pretsel> yes.  yes it does
<rachel> hee

MIIIIINNNNE!!!

-Ben

<martel> kosher = gallery = baconhouse ?
<scromp> kosher is a jail running on baconhouse in which gallery resides
<martel> right
<martel> just wondering about space, i've been uploading quite a bit recently
<scromp> i have a job that deletes stuff from cheesy's gallery whenever it gets down to about 10%
<martel> heh
<hide> oh good
<cheesy> :-p

<arcas> http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=4357505
<arcas> 10 year old kid was hospitalized while car surfing
<arcas> his mother was driving
<blaine> well....at least he was supervised?
<reamer_rick> Arguably less chances of medical complications for the
 mother than abortion.
<reamer_rick> takes a little longer

<scromp> this is such a kickass, timeless capture: 
         http://www.flickr.com/photos/blaine/2432062019/
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<*scromp*> 22:51<scromp> you may have heard of mean drunks
<*scromp*> 22:51<scromp> he is a sweetie-pie drunk
<*squatch>scromp*> I'm a sweetie-pie drunk?
<*scromp*> heh
<*scromp*> best way i could think of to describe that phenomenon
<*squatch>scromp*> okay.  I'll give you that

<nug> "New York's Mayor Michael Bloomberg has proposed putting windmills
      on city bridges and rooftops as part of an ambitious push for 
      renewable energy."
<reamer_rick> pureed pigeons and toddlers is a renewable resource now?
<reamer_rick> I guess it is.
<reamer_rick> it slices, it dices, it makes Julienne fries!
<squatch> man, I haven't been to NYC for a while
<squatch> I didn't realize the bridges and rooftops were overrun with
          toddlers
<reamer_rick> I'd just prefer to picture it that way.
<nug> it is an amazing sight
<reamer_rick> mommy mommy a pinwheel can i touch it
<reamer_rick> AHAGLHSDKHFD#RJOIEEEROP#@$*U@R
<reamer_rick> I got an ouchie

<scromp> aight
<scromp> roooooollll out
<ton> where ?
<scromp> mez
<ton> sweet
<ton> I need to track my boss down and then I can leave
<ton> my actual manager...not my wife